OscarWilde84: Normal...(another miniseries nominee)
MikeHcky178: normal is good too
OscarWilde84: My God...three of them have gay/trans themes...
OscarWilde84: four if you count Tennesse Williams (who wrote the nominated "The Roman Summer of Mrs. Stone")
MikeHcky178: saw soldiers girl (another nominee), not better then normal or angels.
MikeHcky178: lol
(ANGELS IN AMERICA wins)
MikeHcky178: damn skippy
OscarWilde84: Hmm...Pacino's giving a golf clap
MikeHcky178: lol
MikeHcky178: more like a seal
OscarWilde84: lol...yeah...
MikeHcky178: and thanks to george bush, aids will be defeated by abstinence
OscarWilde84: Well, only abstinence till marriage.
OscarWilde84: :-)
MikeHcky178: lol
OscarWilde84: If Mary Louise Parker doesn't win for AofA, I will kill.
MikeHcky178: meryl...i dunno...emma nominated?
OscarWilde84: Maybe for supporting. I don't know
OscarWilde84: No. She wasn't nominated...I checked.
MikeHcky178: and she got pissed and didn't come
MikeHcky178: omg
MikeHcky178: i love meryl streep
OscarWilde84: Talk about class.
MikeHcky178: she is my gal...wow...she fucked up that ending, and its still the most meaningful thing i've heard
OscarWilde84: Yup
(COLD MOUNTAIN is being shown as a Best Picture nominee)
MikeHcky178: a pile of shit
MikeHcky178: war and peace
MikeHcky178: war = bad, peace = good
OscarWilde84: I know, I know...(Ellen Burstyn is presenting an award) Burstyn looks good...
MikeHcky178: yes she does
OscarWilde84: Love the orange and the yellow...
MikeHcky178: (referring to COLD MOUNTAIN) but this isn't a great film
OscarWilde84: No. It is not.
OscarWilde84: It is a damn good book
MikeHcky178: OMG
MikeHcky178: they are doing the monolouges
OscarWilde84: :-)
MikeHcky178: are they giving checks to all those mult-million dollar actors?
OscarWilde84: I don't know. I'm sure as hell not listening
OscarWilde84: Speaking of Keira Knightley-like skeletons...Sarah Jessica Parker
MikeHcky178: awww...your finally going off tv, here's a stature
MikeHcky178: *statue
OscarWilde84: Not the first time either...I dislike her so much...
MikeHcky178: she is from my acting studio
MikeHcky178: hopefully she won't get work after she leaves
OscarWilde84: Maybe as a scarecrow...
MikeHcky178: ricci's on crack
OscarWilde84: lol
(BIG FISH presented as Best Picture nominee)
OscarWilde84: Stamp of genius, my ass.
OscarWilde84: Best comedy?!
MikeHcky178: sigh
(Ashton Kutcher and Ice Cube come on to present awards)
OscarWilde84: Wow....what A-listers
MikeHcky178: lol
MikeHcky178: where the hell are these awards? it looks so cheap...
OscarWilde84: It does...at the Holiday Inn "Paradise" Lounge!!
MikeHcky178: lol
OscarWilde84: Woo!
(Jeffrey Wright wins for ANGELS IN AMERICA)
MikeHcky178: he was good
OscarWilde84: Quite. Thought Prior was a bit better; also a more imp. character
MikeHcky178: i think i'd give it to Joe
OscarWilde84: Hmm...I can see that.
MikeHcky178: (referring to Jeffrey Wright) is he gay
MikeHcky178: nevermind
MikeHcky178: son
OscarWilde84: You'd think that that table would have red ribbons...
MikeHcky178: hey....yeah...where the fuck
OscarWilde84: Dunno.
MikeHcky178: the will and grace table looks pretty aids ribbon shy too, they are usually really g ood
OscarWilde84: I haven't seen any ribbons for anything, actually
MikeHcky178: a slight wift of conservativeness
MikeHcky178: sigh
MikeHcky178: freaky friday
(Diane Keaton wins for Best Actress)
OscarWilde84: I refuse to believe that Keaton won over Scarlett Johansson
MikeHcky178: sigh
OscarWilde84: With the high collar and the gloves she reminds me of Michael Jackson
MikeHcky178: she isn't funny
MikeHcky178: not in her speach
MikeHcky178: *eech
MikeHcky178: not in her movie
OscarWilde84: And she can't read...
MikeHcky178: thats good
OscarWilde84: And Jack (Nicholson) pours more booze...
MikeHcky178: lucky he can see the bottle with those sunglasses on
OscarWilde84: ha!
MikeHcky178: she's so virginal
OscarWilde84: What is Renee wearing? A tank top extended down...?
MikeHcky178: fuck her, what are all these nominees wearing?
OscarWilde84: If Murray doesn't win...
MikeHcky178: its going to be depp
MikeHcky178: the fuckers
(Bill Murray wins for Best Actor)
OscarWilde84: Woo!
MikeHcky178: thank jesus
OscarWilde84: He lost weight
MikeHcky178: murray wins for funny speeches
OscarWilde84: Life Aquatic!
MikeHcky178: ?never heard of it
OscarWilde84: Wes Anderson's newest
OscarWilde84: Murray, Anjelica Huston, Willem DaFoe, Jeff Goldblum
MikeHcky178: yeah dafoe
MikeHcky178: he's in a show out here, i don't know when its playing, but i'm going
OscarWilde84: really? awesome
MikeHcky178: he started a pretty important avant-gaurde group out here, and he's the lead in something coming up
OscarWilde84: Nifty...Aww...my roommate is asleep curled up in the fetal position with a pillow...adorable.
MikeHcky178: take pictures
OscarWilde84: the flash would wake him up...and that's creepy.
MikeHcky178: lol
MikeHcky178: well thanks to my roommate i'm officially sucked into this goddamn awards show
OscarWilde84: Can he see your comp?
MikeHcky178: no
OscarWilde84: I think that's the first good thing he's done for you...ever...
MikeHcky178: who said its a good thing...i should be working on the stuff i need to get done
OscarWilde84: Then...leave...
OscarWilde84: :-)
MikeHcky178: i can't
(24 wins Best Drama)
MikeHcky178: must...see...fox...get...another...award
OscarWilde84: lol
MikeHcky178: the acting on that show is so subpar
MikeHcky178: what is this show, The Office
OscarWilde84: British comedy
MikeHcky178: what channel
OscarWilde84: ...I'm not sure what they rerun it on.
OscarWilde84: The nude male stand-in from "Love Actually" is on the show, that's all I know.
MikeHcky178: hmm...funny guy...
OscarWilde84: Morley says it's great.
MikeHcky178: morley is a little biased
MikeHcky178: but it sounds good
OscarWilde84: I'm waiting for Pacino's acceptance speech...
MikeHcky178: "i wasn't even there for more then 2 weeks"
OscarWilde84: haha
OscarWilde84: How old is Elijah Wood? 13? 14?
MikeHcky178: i dunno, but he's hot {hahaha}
(RETURN OF THE KING wins Best Score)
MikeHcky178: if this is the only award they win, i'd be happy
OscarWilde84: Uh...ok...
OscarWilde84: Same here.
MikeHcky178: except for best supporting actor Christopher Lee
OscarWilde84: If Jackson wins anything, he'd better thank Lee
MikeHcky178: (referring to Best Song nominee from COLD MOUNTAIN) you will be my ain true love?
OscarWilde84: lol
MikeHcky178: what does that mean?
OscarWilde84: ain=only?
MikeHcky178: its the only thing i can think of
OscarWilde84: That song from Return of the King sucks...
MikeHcky178: its got some nice leaps
MikeHcky178: probably sounds bad without the reverb
OscarWilde84: That's all it is.
OscarWilde84: Oh yeah...Cage is a Coppola.
MikeHcky178: lol
MikeHcky178: yeah he is
OscarWilde84: J.Lo looks like a female impersonator
MikeHcky178: lol
(LOST IN TRANSLATION wins Best Script)
OscarWilde84: Hmm...I would have preferred Richard Curtis (Love Actually).
MikeHcky178: i know
MikeHcky178: and i'm sorry for godfather III
MikeHcky178: thank you
OscarWilde84: LOL
MikeHcky178: hopefully i've made up for that
OscarWilde84: Time for Mary Louise Parker...
(Mary Louise Paker wins for ANGELS IN AMERICA)
MikeHcky178: fuck yeah
OscarWilde84: Woo!
(The Never Ending tribute to Michael Douglas begins)
MikeHcky178: yay for inside jokes
OscarWilde84: I'm not even watching till they begin awards again...
MikeHcky178: lol
OscarWilde84: You familiar with the Kill Bill Vol 1 Trailer right?
MikeHcky178: kinda
OscarWilde84: And your familiar with the Passion of the Christ trailer?
MikeHcky178: yes
OscarWilde84: http://homepages.nyu.edu/~scs273/01.mov (Go to this site; it's hilarious)
MikeHcky178: OMG
MikeHcky178: thats fucking hilarious
OscarWilde84: I was quite amused, myself.
MikeHcky178: wow
MikeHcky178: how offensive
MikeHcky178: ly funny
OscarWilde84: It reminds me of something you/derek would do.
MikeHcky178: will do
MikeHcky178: will do
OscarWilde84: haha
MikeHcky178: michael douglas really hasn't done a lot of good movies
OscarWilde84: I think they ironed out his face.
OscarWilde84: He's produced some good ones, though
MikeHcky178: that he has
MikeHcky178: his later career, which of course they didn't talk about, he did some good movies
OscarWilde84: ?...he has?
MikeHcky178: traffic, american president, the game
OscarWilde84: Good point...good point
OscarWilde84: and wall street, fatal attraction earlier. That's a solid resume
MikeHcky178: but they focused on his shit
OscarWilde84: It's the Golden Globes...
MikeHcky178: in the cafeteria of the hilton in beverly
OscarWilde84: I bet half the people only come for the free dinner.
MikeHcky178: free?
OscarWilde84: I would assume so.
OscarWilde84: Christ...he's still talking
MikeHcky178: my fathers friends, my father...my mothers friends, my mother.
MikeHcky178: to my kids...i mean my wife.
OscarWilde84: Ha!
OscarWilde84: Very good, sir.
OscarWilde84: Finally...
(MYSTIC RIVER shown as Best Picture nominee)
MikeHcky178: i really like that movie
MikeHcky178: a lot
MikeHcky178: bordering on...love...
OscarWilde84: ...really?
MikeHcky178: 2nd viewing
MikeHcky178: really really liked it
OscarWilde84: I liked it...it's on my top 10...if only because it was a weak year.
(Best Director is being presented)
MikeHcky178: clint will win
OscarWilde84: Jackson will, my man
OscarWilde84: Nerds rejoice
MikeHcky178: sorry, rephrase
MikeHcky178: should
MikeHcky178: anthongy minghella wins a bullet in the alley
OscarWilde84: Coppola or Eastwood
OscarWilde84: And Weir wins the "what the hell" award.
(Peter Jackson wins for RETURN OF THE KING)
MikeHcky178: well
MikeHcky178: they can't make sequels
OscarWilde84: ...or can they!
MikeHcky178: did you see that look on elijah?
OscarWilde84: No. What was it?
MikeHcky178: i dunno
MikeHcky178: it was the look of.."sam...kiss me"
OscarWilde84: Ah! There it was again, lol. (referring to Peter Jackson) Could that fat fucking slob at least wear his fucking tuxedo like a fucking gentleman?
MikeHcky178: to my hairstylist
OscarWilde84: for dying
MikeHcky178: OMG
MikeHcky178: did he just say thanks to Peter?
OscarWilde84: He is a good director.
OscarWilde84: Even though he wasn't even there
OscarWilde84: Pacino!!
MikeHcky178: thats sucha terrible title
OscarWilde84: Kina
OscarWilde84: kinda
MikeHcky178: yay
MikeHcky178: reagan
OscarWilde84: (referring to Ronald Reagan) Isn't it freaky that he called his wife, mommy? And his mother by her first name.
MikeHcky178: keep your finger poised over the power button
(Al Pacino wins for ANGELS IN AMERICA)
MikeHcky178: fuck yeah
OscarWilde84: Woo!
OscarWilde84: This night has been rather predictable
MikeHcky178: i know
MikeHcky178: lol
OscarWilde84: I think Pacino's on crack, too....or he's just being himself.
MikeHcky178: he's himself
OscarWilde84: yeah
MikeHcky178: i love al pacino
MikeHcky178: fuck karrasch
OscarWilde84: She doesn't know what she's talking about in this case.
MikeHcky178: he has twins that are 3?
MikeHcky178: think he'll live to see them hit puberty?
OscarWilde84: lol. He had them with Beverly D'Angelo (of National Lampoon movies fame)
MikeHcky178: wow
OscarWilde84: Yeah...they had a nice relationship...until they separted and started suing each other for custody
MikeHcky178: yay...and pacino was supposed to be 'above' hollywood
OscarWilde84: funny, no?
MikeHcky178: sigh
MikeHcky178: well...he's won...now what do i have to look forward for him to play?
OscarWilde84: Shylock in Merchant of Venice
MikeHcky178: hmm
OscarWilde84: Be interesting to see him in Death of a Salesman
MikeHcky178: be interested to see his take on it
OscarWilde84: The Duchess of York. wtf?!
MikeHcky178: um
MikeHcky178: wow
OscarWilde84: Love Actually, how f-cking appropriate.
MikeHcky178: she's really learned a lot about acting from her weight watchers commercials
OscarWilde84: LOL
OscarWilde84: Great...the snippet they showed completely got rid of the depth of the movie..clap...clap....clap
MikeHcky178: aww
(Best Actor is being presented)
OscarWilde84: I'm going for Kingsley here...
OscarWilde84: should, I mean
MikeHcky178: damn right
MikeHcky178: him or pean
(Sean Penn wins for MYSTIC RIVER)
OscarWilde84: Bleh
MikeHcky178: sigh
MikeHcky178: well
MikeHcky178: the acedmy with their better taste will probably see through this
OscarWilde84: Huh?
MikeHcky178: and give it to kingsley
OscarWilde84: I'd still give it to Murray
OscarWilde84: Murray, Kingsley, Penn, Cage (in Matchstick Men), Cruise in that order.
MikeHcky178: hmm
MikeHcky178: flip the top two, and kill cage, and you got my list
OscarWilde84: You and your Cage complex...
OscarWilde84: like me and my Spacey complex
MikeHcky178: fred
MikeHcky178: comon
MikeHcky178: exactly
OscarWilde84: I'm not coming anywhere. I'm right
MikeHcky178: fucker
(SEABISCUIT is being presented as a nominee)
MikeHcky178: cheer out loud?
OscarWilde84: The story of a horse...
OscarWilde84: that became a general...
MikeHcky178: LMFAO
OscarWilde84: Tobey Maquire...shirtless...thank you God..
MikeHcky178: if god doesn't want gay people, he should stop making gorgeous men
OscarWilde84: snicker...lol
(Best Actress is being presented)
OscarWilde84: Charlize doesn't win this, I shoot the TV
MikeHcky178: she will
(Charlize Theron wins for MONSTER)
OscarWilde84: Woo!
OscarWilde84: (referring to Small Town Girl by Journey; featured in MONSTER) i love this song
MikeHcky178: i hate this song
OscarWilde84: lol
MikeHcky178: when i saw it again, 3 people were singing it in the audience
OscarWilde84: =-O
OscarWilde84: That's like clapping for the Spiderman trailer
MikeHcky178: lol
OscarWilde84: (mocking Theron's acceptance speech) one person...
OscarWilde84: aileen wournos
OscarWilde84: Thank you, Aileen!
MikeHcky178: true
OscarWilde84: it's kinda funny, actually
MikeHcky178: and for lee...for killing people
OscarWilde84: LOL
MikeHcky178: she's going to explode
OscarWilde84: I think Christopher Walken should get an award each year just so he can walk up there, say "wow" and leave.
MikeHcky178: "wow.....i'd like to, uh...thank...uh,....wow....um...thank you to...uh...wow..."
OscarWilde84: lol
OscarWilde84: This is such a circular award...wow...does anyone need a doorstop...wow...
MikeHcky178: the penguins...have released me....to say...thank you...
OscarWilde84: LOLL
MikeHcky178: Thank you...to...the color...oarnge
OscarWilde84: and the letters...A...N...and F...
OscarWilde84: These lights are so...bright...have you seen the rhinocerous outside? It's......h....huge...
MikeHcky178: LOL
(Jim Carrey appears to present Best Picture-Comedy)
MikeHcky178: where is his hair?
OscarWilde84: I...don't...know...
OscarWilde84: Maybe they're making the Mr. Clean movie.
MikeHcky178: LoL
OscarWilde84: Why do Love Actually and Lost in Translation have to be in the same category?
MikeHcky178: because god is merciful
MikeHcky178: to me
OscarWilde84: I have no idea what that means...so I'll stare at my lamp...
(LOST IN TRANSLATION wins; Sofia Coppola accepts)
MikeHcky178: she is so childish
OscarWilde84: Yeah...see...now that man knows how to wear a tux
OscarWilde84: Return of the King's gonna win....
MikeHcky178: no it isn't
MikeHcky178: not if justin moy wants to see another chinease new year
OscarWilde84: ...that your roommate?
MikeHcky178: yes
OscarWilde84: Don't kill your roommate...that wouldn't be...kosher?
MikeHcky178: but it would be...teryaki
OscarWilde84: Ha!
OscarWilde84: I could mention you spelled that wrong...bitch...
MikeHcky178: thanks
MikeHcky178: im an actor
MikeHcky178: damnit
OscarWilde84: I'm an actor, damn it, not a doctor!
MikeHcky178: your not an actor yet fred
OscarWilde84: I was imitating you
MikeHcky178: your an architecture historian
OscarWilde84: Wow...how useless...
MikeHcky178: unless you sell your soul to the history channel
OscarWilde84: My aunt thinks that would "way cool" for me...
MikeHcky178: lol
OscarWilde84: Time for rotk
MikeHcky178: mystic baby
MikeHcky178: comeon
(RETURN OF THE KING wins Best Picture-Drama)
OscarWilde84: Time for Justin to die.
MikeHcky178: god is dead
OscarWilde84: Thank you, Nietzsche
MikeHcky178: go play magik cards, tubby
OscarWilde84: LOL
OscarWilde84: I think I'm going to post this running commentary on my website.
MikeHcky178: go for it
OscarWilde84: I'd be amused...and that's all tha tcounts
MikeHcky178: in the end, why else should you have a website
OscarWilde84: Excellent point. Ttyl, Piazza. Go do that stuff you needed to do.
MikeHcky178: fucker, i guess i have to...goodnight fred
OscarWilde84: g'night
MikeHcky178: goodnight
