- 8:00 Breakfast (oatmeal, egg whites, mimosas)
- 9:00 Hair appointment
- 10:00 Shopping (Nordstrom, Neiman Marcus, Saks)
- 12:00 Brunch (mixed greens with goat cheese, glass of light burgundy)
- 2:00 (1) assume complete control of the U.S. federal, state, and local governments, as well as all other forms of world government
(2)destroy all healthy heterosexual marriages (3)replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with agents from Columbian and Jamaican drug cartels and members of the Fab Five
(4)bulldoze all houses of worship
(5)secure total control of the Internet and all mass media
(6)be “Fabulous!”
- 2:45 Mud mask and nap to prevent facial wrinkles from the stress of world conquest.
- 4:00 Cocktails (martini, cosmopolitan, sidecars, champagne)
- 6:00 Dinner (soup, salad of romaine, radicchio and arugula with balsamic vinaigrette, roasted duck breast in a port-wine demi-glace reduction, Pouilly Fuisse)
- 8:00 Theatre (Broadway Musical or award show)
- 10:30 Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight!!!
