Oh and I forgot to mention - she fancies herself as a bit of a pop idol!!
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| Herriet 'Carrot-party-going' Hogg | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Harriet, Herriet or Haribo is a lightsaber wielding, stripey sock wearing member of the GGGOM organisation. She has suffered under Golden Green life, having visited her dear chum Emma 'the Genius' Metcalfe who lives there and having been chased across a field by a veritable swarm of dangerous and angry flies. She has a pet snake, or serpent named 'Percival' (by Emma 'The Genius' Metcalfe) who eats frozen baby mice - yum! She is very wise and agrees that under no circumstances could a rubber band defeat a large cave troll - as stated by Emma. All who hold this belief are held to be vrey wise in the eyes of the Great Llama. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Harri at one of her more violent moments | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Anna 'German Anna' Kingsnorth | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Anna is the proud owner of a tarantula fondly known as 'Chris' who recently decided to lay 700 little eggs; those Biologists amongst you will know that thats not a usual thing for boy spiders to do, so therefore HE turned out to be a SHE and 'Chris' became 'Christina'. Anna works for the quality highstreet retailed known as Woolworths (well worth it!). Woolworths sell luxury lined paper at bargain prices - much better than SMIIIITHS prices so GO THERE!! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Kevin the Centre of the Universe! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Kevin, poor foolish misguided boy, claims that he is actually the centre of the Universe and that this has been proven by scientific fact. He has only ever been to Golden Green once, yet we feel that maybe this one occassion has had a bad effect on him, helping make him the true weirdo that he is. His life's ambition - to rule the world - how will he achieve this? Simple! With the aid of a Boglin! Or maybe an entire Boglin army! Yep - I told you he was crackers!! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Adele 'Smelly Welly' Verniers | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Adele is almost as unfortunate as Matt, Holly and Emma because, although she does not live in Golden Green she lives in Biggin Hill which has been taken over by pikeys. Adele is very proud of her recently aquired new car - which is bright green!! Adele likes terrible music like Westlife and once owned a cardboard cut out of a semi naked man wearing a bow tie - hmm.nice Oh and I forgot to mention - she fancies herself as a bit of a pop idol!! |
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