The Great Llama

The Great Llama (not to be confused with the Dali Lama) is a Great and Almighty Llama who lives in the sky watching over us all as we go about our daily lives. The religious cult of 'Llamony' is the collective name for worship of The Great Llama. Llamony promotes peace, love and happiness and this is achieved through meditation to The Great Llama. It is the mission of all followers of Llamony to rid the world of those evil 'rat-bastards' who kill and eat llamas - since we believe that Llamas are sacred and majestic beasts.

A Horrible cartoon involving the death of an innocent llama     ------->

This is the type of material that followers of the Great Llama everywhere loathe and wish to rid the world of

Llama Eaters and Rat-bastards

There are many terrible sights advertising Llama meat for sale and encouraging the slaughter of these wondrous and majestic beasts! It's terrible! It must be stopped! NO MORE LLAMA BURGERS NO MORE LLAMA BURGERS!!!!

A tragic end for one of natures finest beasts --->

NEWS FLASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When at the Tonbridge Christmas Festival a couple of weeks ago - Co-founder and senior member Emma 'the Genius' was lucky enough to have her picture of the Great Llama signed by CBBC's Mark Speight from SMart. The star was clearly impressed with the unusual picture and felt honoured to sign it. Emma saw this as part of her mission of spreading the word of the Great Llama - even to the rich and famous. Let us know if you have any interesting Llama-related stories!