Things you should never do

Lend your new Harley Davidson to a friendly passing gorilla

Ask a llama if he'd like to sit down.

Feed a cat until it swells to be larger than its owner. This woman deserves to be shot, its not even funny!

Get your tongue caught in a mangle!

I know they say you shouldn't kill animals to make fashion accesories but you really shouldn't wear them while they're still alive!! And if you're determined and there's nothing I can say to convince you oterwise then at least make sure they are toilet trained first!                             ----------->

Give pigs wings

Let humans mess with nature

Try and drink beer whilst lying down! (It has a tendency to spill down one's neck!) <-------