| That's right, I'm an award winning journalist. My article, "The Town Center Went Ghetto When Wal-Mart Moved In" won third place in the Humour section of the Toronto Star High School Newspaper Contest, which covers pretty much all of southern Ontario. Yes, my ego was stroked. But then it quickly shriveled back to normal when I looked at the very elegant plaque for my effort and Humour and been spelt "Humuor". A typo. From the largest newspaper in the city. Way to go, assholes. When I grow up, I'm writing for the Globe. |
| dave |