Walrus Beppy (10:57:47 PM): DICKHOLE
tkwndoalex (10:57:51 PM): chill
tkwndoalex (10:57:54 PM): what?
Walrus Beppy (10:57:55 PM): Thank you, that is all. Here's Beppy.
Walrus Beppy (10:57:58 PM): lol
Walrus Beppy (10:58:07 PM): He's just jealous that there's another Alex in my life
tkwndoalex (10:58:15 PM): what the hell?
tkwndoalex (10:59:17 PM): whats goin on?
Walrus Beppy (10:59:33 PM): I loathe you.
Walrus Beppy (10:59:36 PM): That was Alex again.
tkwndoalex (10:59:51 PM): who the heck is alex
Walrus Beppy (10:59:58 PM): I'd give you a chance if you didn't have tkwndo in front of your name.
tkwndoalex (11:00:08 PM): who am i talkin to?
Walrus Beppy (11:00:21 PM): Alex.
tkwndoalex (11:00:27 PM): who are u?
Walrus Beppy (11:00:57 PM): A friend of Beppy, but not of you.
Walrus Beppy (11:00:58 PM): Asshole.
Walrus Beppy (11:01:07 PM): I'm just messin' with ya.
tkwndoalex (11:01:21 PM): are u her roommate?
Walrus Beppy (11:01:35 PM): Yeah, she rooms with all kinds of guys.
tkwndoalex (11:01:56 PM): well alex could be a chick
Walrus Beppy (11:02:07 PM): I mean...um...no. I'm a guy.
tkwndoalex (11:02:14 PM): why u on her computer anyway?
Walrus Beppy (11:02:27 PM): But I could be a chick.
Walrus Beppy (11:02:31 PM): I mean, check out my hair.
tkwndoalex (11:02:50 PM): no thanks
tkwndoalex (11:02:57 PM): i dont swim that side of the river
Walrus Beppy (11:02:59 PM): It's so lush and beautiful.
tkwndoalex (11:03:07 PM): anyhow where is she?
Walrus Beppy (11:03:24 PM): She's busy, now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time-a.
tkwndoalex (11:03:42 PM): fuck off
Walrus Beppy (11:03:48 PM): But I love you.
tkwndoalex (11:03:49 PM): i wanna talk to her first
Walrus Beppy (11:03:55 PM): Are you breaking up with me?
Walrus Beppy (11:03:58 PM): That's bullshit!
Walrus Beppy (11:04:01 PM): I fell in love with you!
Walrus Beppy (11:04:11 PM): We fell in love with you!
Walrus Beppy (11:04:35 PM): And now you're just gonna ditch us like this? Well fuck you, lady!
tkwndoalex (11:04:35 PM): what the fuck kinda sick bastard are u
Walrus Beppy (11:04:37 PM): I mean...guy.
Walrus Beppy (11:04:51 PM): It sounds so sexy when you say it
tkwndoalex (11:06:33 PM): u sick fuck
tkwndoalex (11:06:36 PM): get a life
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