The purpose of this page is to mock Make Money Fast spammers while educating. I realize the irony in the article below will be lost on MMF spammers, as it is difficult to appreciate irony or sarcasm when you have less living brain cells than creatures lying on their backs at the bottom of ponds.



Can you make money without leaving your easy chair?

YES, YOU CAN!

I DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My new program takes advantage of desperate peoples ignorance of mathematical principles and probability to MAKE ME MONEY!!! YOU CAN BE PART OF THIS INCREDIBLE PROGRAM!!!

$80,000 IN 2 (THAT'S RIGHT - JUST TWO) MONTHS!!!!

Think about how E-Z this is! Send $5.00 to the first five people on the list below, update the list by adding your name, and forward this email to message boards and web groups requesting each person do the same. BETTER YET GET THEM TO VISIT OUR WEB SITE AT www.Makemymoneyfast.org and join our PERFECTLY LEGAL (NOT A GIFTING PROGRAM) NETWORK! After seeing the VALUE in this AMAZING PROGRAM, the members of each message board or group that receives this valuable offer will immediately send in their money and forward this email to more message boards and groups! You start to receive money when you get to position 5 on the list. You will speed up to the top in no time!!

It's that E-Z! Let's look at how this builds until you see results:

Copies in generation
Your position
10
--
100
10
1,000
9
10,000
8
100,000
7
1,000,000
6
10,000,000
5

Just think, when this email gets around to 11 million message boards you may start making money! Don't let the naysayers tell you there aren't enough people in the US (let alone message boards or web groups) to maintain two more generations - it's JUST NOT TRUE! - THOSE NAYSAYERS FORGOT ABOUT EUROPE, ASIA, AND THE MIDDLE EAST! THE SKY IS THE LIMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You just send the emails and I sit back and watch the money roll in! I forgot to mention, I, like most of the people who start these programs, own the top five spots.

You may be asking: IS THIS LEGAL IN THE UNITED STATES? OBVIOUSLY!!!! Read United States Code, Title 18, Sections 1301, 1302, 1341, & 1343.

You may have heard of Section 1342 - that party-pooper law non-believers use to threaten honest entrepreneurs like you and me. This is the one that makes it an additional crime punishable up to $1,000 and 5 years in prison if the person "uses or assumes, or requests to be addressed by, any fictitious, false, or assumed title, name, or address or name other than his own proper name, or takes or receives from any post office or authorized depository of mail matter, any letter, postal card, package, or other mail matter addressed to any such fictitious, false, or assumed title, name, or address, or name other than his own proper name." Of course, that would mean pretending to be someone else. No need for that! Using this program wins respect - everyone will want to know who you are!

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READ THESE INCREDIBLE TESTIMONIALS:

Amazing!!!!!!!!!

Thanks to your program, I waited for the piles of money to start rolling in, was brought up on wire fraud and racketeering charges, and am now in jail. I never have to work again!

The people I sent this program to were so enthusiastic that they included the FBI and local police in their mailings. What team spirit!

Yours,

`#09456, Joliet State Prison'

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Wow!

I never thought it would happen! As I waited for that money to arrive, my ISP was mail bombed and my account was terminated! I never expected such an exciting response!

'Overcome in Boston'

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Unreal!

I never thought I would get so much attention for a few small emails. I sent them from work and due to the large amount of hate mail my company received I was fired! A few days later my brand new MMF info website was hacked by someone named HaX000r_0f_D3th.

Even though I am living in my mothers basement, I know that money will start pouring through the mail slot any day! Like that classic Monkees song says: I'M A BELIEVER!!!!

KEEP THE FAITH, Los Angeles.
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Start funding my life of leisure - here is your list. Send five dollars to each of the people below.

1. G. Aintia Con
234 W. Ave
Forth Worth, TX

2. Sucha Con
234 W. Ave
Forth Worth, TX

3. Wadda Con
234 W. Ave
Forth Worth, TX

4. Victory Con
234 W. Ave
Forth Worth, TX

5. Grandma Con
234 W. Ave
Forth Worth, TX

6. Eeetsa Con
234 W. Ave
Forth Worth, TX

7. Billy Con
234 W. Ave
Forth Worth, TX

8. Kwan Con
234 W. Ave
Forth Worth, TX

9. Boris Con
234 W. Ave
Forth Worth, TX

10. Lia R. Con
234 W. Ave
Forth Worth, TX

So, who's your daddy? Get out there and MAKE ME SOME SERIOUS CASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sincerely,

G. A Con.


All factual information taken from various FBI, FTC, USPS sources as well as: http://www.stopspam.org/usenet/mmf/index.html, http://athos.rutgers.edu/~watrous/chain-letters.html , and inspired by Make Enemies Fast. There is some direct quotation from sources.

Please report all spam you receive! Let's make sure sending MMF and other spam is as painful as possible for the people who send it. Report spam at Spamcop . Also check out the Coalition Against Unsolicited Commercial Email for excellent information on spam and scams.

Love, Wanda

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