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You're a DISNEY FANATIC If...

... you every day wear Disney Clothes.

...you start claiming Mickey, Minnie,Donald and Goofy as dependants.

...you work for Disney and owe the Mouse money at the end of the week

...your monthly expense budget includes “Disney DVD’s”

...your entire house is done in "Early American Disney" and all of the home interior stuff is put away in boxes because the Disney Stuff is more important

...your family refuses to drive your car because of the "Mickey" license plate, the Mickey Stickers all over the windows, the Mickey head antenna topper, and the
Disney Beanie Bag collection in the back window.

...you can't leave a Disney vacation without at least 15 rolls of film and at least 5 of these rolls are pictures of you with the characters

...you can call 0-WDISNEY without having to figure out which number matches with each letter when dialing the phone

...you have the urge to present your newborn baby high upon a rock

...you still sleep on Mickey Mouse sheets

...you have actually calculated the cost to buy ALL of the paving stones from the Magic Kingdom to the Grand Floridian in the Walk Around the World, and put your name on them.

...if your sole purpose to moving out from your parent's house is so that you will have your own bathroom to decorate Mickey style.

...you can find hidden Mickey's in just about anything.

...all your neighbors have trains circling their Christmas trees and you have a monorail.

...you haven't had to buy soap for the last six months because you collected enough to last that long on your last trip to Disney

...you can walk through the Disney Store and realize that you own more than half the stuff in the store, even after they get new stock.
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...you get a family picture but have nowhere to hang it because your walls are covered with pictures of you and characters at Disney.

...you can't exit any vehicle, EVER, without gathering up all of your personal belongings and taking small children by the hand.

...when you walk down Main Street, your -year old is embarrassed at the silly way her parents act.

...you win the lottery and request to be paid in Disney Dollars.

...you actually debate how old your unborn infant needs to be for its first trip.

...before your put your car into drive, you say, "Please stand clear of the doors.
Por Favor mantenganse alejado de las puertas."

...you refuse to marry the love of your life, just because she doesn't accept Disneyworld as
your honeymoon vacation.

...you're weekly ebay expenditures on Disney Collectibles has ever
exceeded your weekly income.

...you read the Disney catalog with a highlighter in one hand.

...when you go to the movies, you politely instruct everyone ahead of you to select a row,
moving all the way down, filling in every available seat, thus making room for
those entering the theater behind you.

...on your anniversay, you paint your house pink and decorate it like a big birthday cake.

...at the end of a long day at Disneyland, you sit on a bench just to watch all of the families go by,
and its then that you realize it...Walt's dream has come to life in the form of smiling,
laughing faces with a smudge of chocolate ice cream on the nose.

...you knew where everything was in Walt Disney World; when you were
10 because you wanted to see everything; when you were
20 because you had your honeymoon there; when you were
30 because your kids dragged you everywhere; and when you were
40 because you knew which bathrooms were closest to each attraction.

...retiring means going to work at Walt Disney World

...you don't have to show your annual pass at any of the park entrance gates, they just wave you in.

...no matter how old you are, you are determined to wait just to sit in the front of the monorail

...you wake up each morning singing "There's a Great Big Beautiful Tomorrow,
shining at the end of every day!" And your bedroom rotates to connect to the bathroom

...you think it would be a waste of time to visit foreign lands when you can just go to
EPCOT and see them all at once.

...relatives and friends don't want to tell you about their upcoming trip to WDW,
for fear of you planning every detail of their vacation right down to picking out the
best souvenirs to bring home to you.

...your co-workers, instead of asking where you are going on vacation, automatically say:
"Disney Again!!!?"

...you go to Walt Disney World with friends and are ashamed that they actually need to use maps to navigate around the parks.

...the neighborhood children won't let you play the Disney Trivia game with them because
you yell out the answers to everyone elses question

...your local Disney Store calls you because they are out of stock on items that they know you have. .

...you stop watching Disney movies with your kids because they interrupt you too much

...your family portrait is from Splash Mountain

...you refuse to buy Dove ice cream bars in the grocery store until they add mouse ears to them.

...Disney permits you to use the utilidors rather than walk through Main Street's thick
crowds to get to your favorite attractions.

...you see a long line at your local grocery store and you automatically start
looking for a Fastpass machine

...you travel to a foreign country , marvel at the wonderful buildings, and say
"WOW, it looks just like EPCOT!!"