The Cat
The Cat is an ornery Brute who has been known for blunt obscenities and outlandish stories and expressions, obscenities, and a wide usage of the English language.
He has also been famous for abrupt lane changes and wide sweeping turns while driving. His current nickname derives from “Hellcat.” His 1987 Mercury Cougar V6, while not the choice of dragsters, was the inspiration for most of his current persona. The car had the inscription “Hellcat” written on the rear deck lid, right below the decent spoiler, so aptly named by our old pal Cartesian.
Hellcat was eventually buffed off the old Cougar, and his name was shortened into simply “The Cat.” Any adjective can predicate his name to describe his current attitude, such as “Blunt Cat,” “Raw Cat,” “Pussy Cat,” etc.
The Cat has a propensity for having a towel wrapped around his waist, much like a sarong. He also frequently hosts 4th of July and other summertime BBQ-pool parties. He frequently fills his pool with lemonade rather than water. He is quite popular among the ladies. His extensive collection of porn is unmatched among the other braggers.
Rumor has it he is also known as "The Italian Rock" among the internet community.
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