Laser Tag!

Please turn up the volume on your computer. :) Well, we looooove laser tag. This page contains some info for ya...

To the tune of Gansta's Paradise by Coolio, "Laser Tag Paradise"

New lyrics by R.J. (Breakaway) Adams

As I walk through the doors, with my laser vest on,

I look for a place to hide, and what team I am on,

Cause I've been playing laser tag so long, that

The team that always wins, is the team that I'm on,

But I always shoot the other team, because they deserve it,

Shooting your own team, you know that's unheard of,

Better look what team your on, and where your hidin,

I am so good, I know i will find ya,

I really like laser tag, play it day and night,

Every time I play, I'm never in the laser's light, fool,

I'm the kinda player, The little people wanna be like on my team,

Every time, cause they know they will win,

I play all the time, livin' in Laser Tag Paradise,

Every game there is two teams, now I said,

I have to be on one, do I pick green or red,

So I gotta be one, I think I'll pick green,

To be the best in the world, that is my dream,

I'm an educated player, with winning on my mind,

Got my hand on the trigger, and other on the sensor light,

I'm the best player, every single game,

And if my teammates play good, we will win all the games, fool,

Game over aint nothin but a minute away,

I'm playing the game, till the end, that's why I win,

I'm the best now, but will I be the best forever,

The way things are going I think so,

Tell me why are we, so good at this game,

The reason is, we play every day,

I play all the time, livin' in Laser Tag Paradise,

Playing for money, pay money for playing,

Hour after hour, day after day,

Now everybody's playing, but none aint good as me,

Because I am the best, as everyone can see,

I think they gotta learn, them I will not teach,

If they can't play it, when I am red they'll be green,

I know they will, cause I'm the master

The owners are cool, they'll make a statue of me with plaster, fool

I play all the time, livin' in Laser Tag Paradise,

Tell me why are we, so good at this game,

The reason is, we play every day,

Tell me why are we, so good at this game,

The reason is, we play every day

(The above was a song we found on the net, we didn't write it, we just thought it was funny..:) and so true.

INFORMATION:

where we play:

*celebration station laser storm: (2 miles north of route 60 in clearwater, fl. on U.S. 19 south, on second floor of C-S)

*laser eclipse - gulf to bay blvd. in clearwater, fl.
*NOTE: WE PLAY HERE VERY RARELY. OUR MAIN PLACE IS CELEBRATION STATION*

p.s. if the directions are messed up, its chrissy's fault! ;)

OUR MEMBER NAMES:
katie is: topaz
chrissy is: chrissy d/llama chica/i really stink

cool marshalls at c-s:
Copper Top
Optimus
Snoop
T-money
The Mad Hatter

R.I.P.
TO PINEAPPLE WHO WENT BAD, MORPHEUS WHO GOT FIRED FOR CHEATING, AND ADIDAS WHO IS NOT AROUND N-E-MORE...

QUOTES

1. "I'm not dead yet I'm not dead yet!" - used to distract opponents and make them hit you to waste their ammo. Usually you'll be jumping around acting like an idiot while you're doing it. Example: Chrissy

2. "They're coming!!!!!!" - what everyone says when Chrissy D or Topaz go to hit the base because they're so good at it.

3. "What are you ON!?/WOW you're hyper!/CALM DOWN!!!!!!" - usually said by an opponent when you shake vigorously to avoid being shot.

4. "OK YOU CAN STOP SHOOTING IN MY EYES NOW!" - usually said by a jealous opponent when you shoot them dead and keep shooting.

5. "Where's my blinky thing!!!!/Hail to the almighty blinky thing/You cannot stop my blinky thing" - usually said by crazy people who like britney spears and alice in wonderland.

6. "NOOOOOOoo you ain't hittin' the base again No you're not oooh what the --- how did u do that!?" - usually said by opponents who can't believe we got past them.

*MORE TO COME*