HELLO !
      This is a very basic wav page.....no frills....just wavs for people who love 'em as much as I
do. I should tell you right from the get go that there are no PG, R, X, XX or XXX rated wavs
at this site. There are other sites on the internet to get those types of files, if that is your desire.
However, due to the fact that children ( minors ) have access to this site and therefore could download inappropriate wavs ( if they were available here ) I have chosen not to provide them.
I know this will not please alot of visitors to my wav page. But I look at it this way...if I had
children and they had access to the world wide web, I would not want them downloading wavs
that their young ears should not hear. And by me not putting them up on these pages, I feel I
have done my part in keeping someone else's child from hearing wavs that they shouldn't be
listening to. Plain and simple.

TO DOWNLOAD THESE WAVS WHEN ON AOL ----- Simply right click on the name of the wav (on the left) then select "Save Target As." Tell the download where to download to, such as your AOL30 or AOL40 directory, then select "Save" and the wav will download.
WantaWav's WAVS ! 
1moremin.wav ....Weird Al sings...."I'd rather clean all the bathrooms......"
3hellos.wav.........The Three Stooges sing "Hello Hello Hello.....Hello"
43-50.wav............More of the Three Stooges"
amicutie.wav.......Cute song...."I dance like a nut so they call me macadamia......."
arrow.wav............Sound of an arrow hitting a target.....good sound effect
aspirin.wav.........."Does anyone have an aspirin ? I have a splitting headache"
astropoo.wav........Our astronauts on the moon with a gas problem !
attitude.wav........."Don't gimme that attitude, I got one of my own"
awwcrap.wav........Uh, just what it says....LoL !
bacon.wav............Dog from the "Beggin Stips" commercial..."ITS BACON !!"
bearsong.wav.......Opening theme song from the Yogi Bear cartoon
bigrbox.wav.........The dog from the Taco Bell commercial..."I think I need a bigger box"
budice.wav...........How's your Bud Ice ? Do Be Do Be Do
budsplat.wav........The Budweiser Frogs get run over
carhorn.wav.........A funny sounding car horn from "Caddyshack"
charge.wav..........The typical "charge" heard at a baseball game
chipkiss.wav........A kiss from a chipmunk.."Um I love ya baby !"
cnn.wav..............."This is CNN !!"
creep.wav............From Robocop.." Your move creep ! "
dadada.wav..........The music from the Volkswagen commercial
datsnice.wav........Arnold saying "YA DATS NICE !!"
demonlol.wav.......A very eeeeire demon laugh
dirtydog.wav........From a cartoon..."Ewww you dirty dog ! "
diskaprd.wav........"Well what'dya know ? He diskapeared !"
doglips.wav.........."Yuuuk ! My lips kissed dogs lips !!"
edgewise.wav.......This guy wants to get a word in edgewise !!!
eedyios.wav........."Eedyious, you chicken plucking little stinker !"
end-war.wav.........John F. Kennedy..."Mankind must put an end to war....."
evilaff.wav............A spooky evil laugh !
excuse.wav...........Jim Carrey...."Well, excuuuuse meeee"
fnkyaol.wav..........A different kind of AOL sign-on wav...way kewl !
fuelfire.wav..........Metallica..."Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme that which I desire"
gasy.wav..............Homer Simpson..."Are you hungry ? sleepy ? GASY ?"
geobush.wav........George Bush..."Thank you, God Bless you and God Bless the USA"
goahead.wav........Clint Eastwood..."Go ahead...make my day"
goaway.wav..........A simple request..."GO AWAY"
gopackgo.wav......For all you Green Bay Packer Fans
gopp.wav..............Rap song....He's gotta go pp...a MUST HAVE !!
happyjoy.wav........Happy Happy Joy Joy
hapydays.wav.......An alternative to "You Got Mail"
harley.wav............Cool sound of a Harley-Davidson motorcycle
hatestpd.wav........"I hate stupid people"
heiney.wav............Snappy little song about a smelly butt
hihi.wav................A mix of HELLOs...great for chat rooms
hula.wav...............From the Lion King....The wharthog does the hula !
iamrude.wav.........7 of 9 from Star Trek Voyager tells about her attitude
iloveyou.wav........Little girl says...."I Love You"
iluvutoo.wav.........Little girl says...."I Love You Too"
imoutta.wav.........."I'm outta here !!!"
infinity.wav...........Little girl says...."I love you more than infinity"
jackpot.wav..........Homer Simpson..."Woo Hoo ! I hit the jackpot !"
johnny.wav...........Jack Nicholson from the movie The Shining..."Here's Johnny !"
lipitup.wav............Another great "SHUT UP" wav, in a different manner
madcow.wav.........A very angry cow....and a MUST HAVE !!
missdyou.wav......Sexy female says "Welcome back, I've missed you!!"
mred.wav............."Hello ! I'm Mr. Ed !"
mrhanky.wav........South Park...."Mr Hanky the Christmas Poo"
mypretty.wav........The witch from the Wizard of OZ
ohplease.wav......."Oh PLEASE...don't even go there !"
pardonme.wav......The Grey Poupon commercial...gas problems !
playgame.wav......Computerized voice saying "Shall we play a game ?"
princhas.wav........If you are NOT a Prince Charles fan, you gotta hear this.....funny !
psycho.wav..........Music from the shower scene in the movie "Psycho"
putdown.wav........A woman reeling off insult after insult !
puttputt.wav.........Perfect for any motor mouth female you know
retarded.wav........This guy isn't too bright !
rofl.wav................Contagious laughter...rolling on the floor laughing
sickmama.wav......Kramer from Seinfeld..."You are one sick mama..."
slapem.wav.........."Sometimes you gotta slap them in the face...."
smackyou.wav......Beavis and Butthead...."Don't make me have to smack you !"
tacobell.wav.........The dog from the Taco Bell commercial...."Que tiero Taco Bell !"
umno.wav.............Cute little voice saying..."Ummmm NO !"
umyes.wav...........Same as above but says.."Ummm...YES !
warchant.wav.......The infamous war chant of the Atlanta Braves & Florida Seminoles
 

 
 
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