Subject 3 : Adults With Prams

These people are so annoying...

They push their pram around in a small area expecting every one to move outta their way. NO. I'm not moving, you F***ing move, you ain't getting any special treatment from me.

Whats even worse is that they push those things around for an eternity until the child is about 6 years old.

Then they leave the child crying in the pram as they don't like it, but yet the parents persist with putting them in there and yes guess what the child is SCREAMING.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Subject 4: GAP Adverts

I wonder what GAP were think when they made up thses adverts? Maybe it was how can we:
Ruin a perfectly good song,
Get little kids prancing around
Waste lots of money
And
hardly show our clothes
'

How do GAP do it they get talentless little kids singing along to a 'jazzed' up song and still are considered one of the best selling brands iin the world! I mean how can anyone be tempted to go and buy something from GAP with an advert like that.

And what's worse is that these 1 1/2 Minutes of torture come on every season, is there no break from these things.... 4 times a year, 4 TIMES A YEAR, can someone please help me.
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Subject 5: Slurring

EEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW

Slurring is terrible, people just  don't realise that they are doing it until they have finsihed their sentence and ask you a question about the sentence that you have tried your hardest to understand but turned out as gobbledegoock. People when doing this sound like a formula 1 car, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooooowwwwwww, because of this most slurrers have a thing against formula 1.

'Stupid Formula 1 eeeeooooooooooooooooooowwwww no good eeeeeeeoooooooooooowwww schumacher eeeeeeeeeoooooooooooowwwww'

Now you try to make sense out of that.
Subject 6: TV Chefs

How can these people get famous for cooking?
Not only that but they make up some of the wierdest mixtures ever seen. But the most annoying TV chef ever must be (at the moment) Jamie Oliver. He's haunting me turning up on all my favourite TV programmes, even Clarkson.
Next thing you know there will be a stamp in his honour!
BLODDY ANNOYING STUCK UP GIT....
 A SLURRERS WORST NIGHTMARE