ALL THE THINGS ON THIS PAGE RULE AND WILL FOREVER RULE!
Stoppit and Tidyup

What a brilliant programme.
TidyUp every episode made that brilliant noise, how did he do it, all i know is that i can't.
But my favourite was
COMBYOURHAIR who was a blue cow thing with big orange hair.
Calm Down
Comb Your Hair
Dont DO That
Not Now
Stoppit
Take Care
TidyUp
Eat Your Greens
Be Have And Be Quiet
Go To Bed
I Said NO
Say Please and Thank You
Wash Your Face
Back home
Jelly and Ice Cream

What a brilliant combination! What could be better than Jelly and Ice cream complete opposites put together to make one brilliant dish
Jeremy Clarkson

Without this man the world would be a happy place! And he is also one of the funniest men alive, if you've ever seen any of his shows (not top gear) he is a funny man. His best moments are when; he takes the piss out of :

Americans,
Welsh,
French,
Germans,
Scotish,
Northeners and 
the big fat blundering fool: John Prescott.
This had to appear
WareFC

My beloved Team: Ware FC
Supposedly the best team ever to be in Rymans 3rd Division and with so many sites...

OFFICIAL WEBSITE
UNOFFICIAL WEBSITE
FAN'S WARE FC CLUB
R A D I O H E A D

Without this BAND the world would be a happy place!
Ware Unofficial Site
Sarcasm

I love this absolutly great use of language it works on only a select few but it's great.