Subject 1:- Little Kids

Especially when they are:

Screaming, because who does want to be next to a screaming kid? It's annoying they distract you and deafen you. They should have their throats cut open and voice boxes ripped out WITHOUT ANESTHETIC!

Running,GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Why? Why? Why? Why does a little kid go to a football game and run around? Whats wrong with sitting down and watching the game? But the little kids that Ware FC do not sit down and watch. They have been dragged out by their Fathers to watch a game but all they do is run around playing silly games and playing football next to the pitch and constantly kicking their bright orange ball on the pitch, in general being a pain in the Arse. Only Today (2/12/2000) I was happy when the little kids were playing football and kicked their ball on the pitch for about the sixth time and the WareFC manager stood up grabbed the ball and KEPT IT. Yes He Kept it. It was truely magnifigant, My friend and I just loved it.

Smaller than me Why must they be smaller than me? If they were any nearer my size I would punch the living daylight out of them for just being annoying. But because they are smaller if I were to hit them i would look like the bad guy when i fact they are they arer little devils in disguise put on this Earth just to be annoying.

Doing all three of the things This is King of annoying things
Subject 2:- Pop Groups

There is absolutly no logic to these bands(!). They can't play instruments, they don't have real music backing them, all they do is dance and they can't sing but yet they are still considered to be a band and get into the top 40.

Here is a list of pop bands that perticually deserve to die as they are so over rated:
S CLUB 7 - DIE A SLOW PAINFUL DEATH LISTENING TO THEIR OWN MUSIC
SPICE GIRLS -
VERY VIOLENT DEATH
WESTLIFE -
WATERY GRAVE
BOYZONE -
SUFFOCATION
SCOOCH - 
CHAINSAW MASACARE
A1 -
BURN IN HELL
AND SO MUCH MORE...

But then theres solo artists that only sell their records to 5 year olds and the deaf people in old people homes who think that the CD is a tea coaster!
Solo artists such as Britney Spears, Lolly, Christina Agularia and when people of Boyzone go solo.

I HAVE ONE THING TO SAY TO THESE PEOPLE:
"YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED"

Why can't they be like real bands like
R A D I O H E A D and Ocean Colour Scene?
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