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| If you like the Toronto Maple Leafs, wait until you see the Hays Maple Leafs! |
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| Sure, everyone who's anyone likes the Toronto Maple Leafs. But you haven't seen anything until you've seen the one-two punch delivered by Lewis and Patrick on the Hays Maple Leafs hockey team! |
| Lewis, at six foot two, is twice the size of nearly everyone on either team, and is talented and ferocious enough to take the entire opposing team on his own. If you have any doubt, witness the recent conversation I had with Lewis, after I missed the last eight minutes of the game fetching water for the parched players: |
| Alina: What was the final score? Lewis: Four to three. Alina: Which team won? Lewis: I did! |
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| Here, the entire opposing team of The Thunder is mobilized to stop Lewis' advance. |
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| Meanwhile, Patrick can stop a speeding bullet, or at least a speeding ball, in his teeth while he guards the goal, but he's also versatile enough to provide a formidable challenge playing at forward. |
| Dad is in charge of coaching the team, but he is also good for helping the goalie to get dressed. |