{Scene - Whitehouse: Oval Office. President is blissfully stroking his cat, surrouned by secret service men. A guy comes walking in the door - 40'ish, a little thin, wearing a black robe. He pulls out a machete and the secret service men suddenly come to life - Their eyes get wide and they assume a defensive stance. The president has no idea whats going on, he just smiles and strokes his cat}
Intruder:: Gimmie that cat Mr. President!!
President:: Why? What do you want with Mr. Snowballs?
Intruder:: I'm going to use it as bait to lure you to a trap then kidnap you
President:: Why don't you just kidnap me now? Don't take my Mr. Snowball!!
Intruder:: (lowers gun to side in annoyance) Because it does't follow the plan! Duh! (points gun back at president) Now give me that cat!
Sercret Service man:: NEVER!! We'll never let you take the cat!
Intruder:: Oh yeah?
{He begins firing blanks from his gun. The secret service men run in circles waiving their arms screaming like girls, then dash out the door. The intruder calmly walks up and lifts the cat from the Presidents arms. Just as a child would, the President looks up at the man, about to cry. The intruder puts a stapler in the hands of the President, and once again the President is happy stroking his stapler, the intruder leaves}
{Scene- F.B.I headquarters. Lots of men walk around in speacil suits. suddenley a michale jackson wannabe does the moonwalk and no one notices, a person walks into the room and runs up to his boss.)
Man:: We got a real problem here.
{CUT TO: Lots of men sitting around a table, one man is sitting at the end of the table and the camera slowly fades in on him.)
Head F.B.I Agent:: We got a real problem on our hands here.
Agent #1:: If this is about the toilet over flowing, it was not me!
{Everyone looks at the agent weird.}
Head F.B.I Agent:: We got this this morning.
{Head F.B.I Agent throws a picture on the table and it is him posing in a thong, he quickly snaps the photo up}
Head F.B.I Agent:: Opps...wrong picture.
{Head F.B.I agent throws a picture on the table and it is a picture of Snowball bound and gagged, everyone gasps. One man screams "Were all going to die and jumps out a window that wasnt there at the beggining of the scene.}
Head F.B.I Agent:: Yes the Preidents cat was stolen at approximently 0900 hours last night. They left a ransom letter.
{ Head F.B.I Agent reaches into his pocket and pulls out a note and slides it down the table, a man grans it unfolds it and begins to read it.}
Agent #2:: Brian I cant wait til tonight, I want every inch of you inside me right now, I want you to rock my body all night long-
{ Head F.B.I Agent reaches out and grabs the note and pushes it back into his pocket. }
Head F.B.I Agent:: Its my brothers, realy. {everyone stops staring at him} here it is right here.
{ Head F.B.I Agent slides the real Ransom letter down the table. The same agent picks it up and starts to read it. )
Agent #2:: Mr. President we have your prescious Snowball, dont worry Mr. President we wont harm your presicous little Snowball...except for the facts that he keeps humping everything in the van so he will be nutered, other then that, we will return him to you unscathed, if you pay our ransom of....FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS! (Echoes repeadedly.)
Agent #3: WERE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!
{ Agent #3 jumps against the wall but the window isnt there anymore so he rolls around the room in pain. }
Head F.B.I Agent: Theres no doubt that we are dealing with a mad men. This man are nuttier then squirrle crap, this man will not hesitate to put a bullet in your head, this man is a...STONE COLD KILLERS.
Agent #1:: Um sir, all he did was kidnap a cat...
Head F.B.I Agent: This isnt about Charles Manson ?
Agent #1:: No sir, Charles Manson is in jail, hes been there for almost thirty years now.
Head F.B.I Agent:: Realy ?
Agent #1:: Yes sir.
Head F.B.I Agent: What a mind fuck. Anyway what we were talking about then ?
Agent #1: The Presidents cat ws catnapped last night as YOU were telling us...
Head F.B.I Agent: Oh yes, men this case will make a mockery out of this beurea, I mean if word got out we will be the laughing stock of the entire police industry.
Agent #1: But sir...what if we get the two stupidest agents we got and put em on the case.
Head F.B.I Agent: and just who would they be ?
{Cut to: A young man, kinda muscular drives down the road singing some rap song. Suddenley he turns the channel and some Brittney Spears song comes on he looks down and listens to the sound hes never heard before then he starts tapping his fingers on the steering wheel. A hot chick drives next to him in a car, (Kirsten). She smile's and waves, and he returns the favor. Then she turns the steering wheel hard right into the mans car, sending him flying over a cliff. He hits bottom and his car is engulfed with flames....
The next shot is the same man sitting up quickly, his face full of terror, yes..it was a dream. He rubs his forhead and suddenly realizes the phone is ringing - what actually woke him up from the dream. He stumbles to the kitchen and picks up the phone}
Rob: Yeah
Speacil Agent: Hello is this Rob
Rob: Yeah whos this.
Speacil Agent: We have a speacil assighnment for you.
Rob: If this is cleaning up dog shit again...
Speacil Agent: No... I think you will like this one. You will meet your partner in an hour at Cape Wallabenue.
Rob: Cape what ?
(theres a click signaling that speacil agent hung up.)
{Cut to- A Ranch in Wyoming: The shot shows a cowboy working mending a fence as the sun sets behind him. The scene cuts up to him just as he pounds in the last nail. He smiles, satisfied with his nice handey work. Suddenly, starting at the first pole, all the nails begin shooting out of the poles and the wire unraveling. The entire fence falls down. He curses and throws his hammer..then curses again cause he lost his hammer. He walks back to the area behind him and a 1979 F-150 truck comes into view. The cowboy gets in his truck and the shot switches to a passenger view looking at the driver. The cowboy turns the key, kicks the door twice, pushes in the clutch and hits the gas peddel 3 times and the truck fires up. He shifts it into gear and takes off driving.
{The next shot is from the porch of his house, looking out at the road as the truck drives up it. The next shot is the truck pulling into the driveway and shutting off. As he gets out of the truck he can hear the phone ring. Again he curses and takes off runing inside..forgetting to put on the emergency break and the truck rolls backwards. The cowboy stops and runs for the truck, then the phone rings again so he heads for the door, then he remembers the truck and goes back to running for it. Finally the truck falls into a lake and the cowboy makes a dash for the phone. He gets there just in time and he discovers its an FBI agent}FBI Agent: Hey man!! Who are you?
Kyle: Who am I? Who are you?
FBI Agent: I asked you first
Kyle: (in admiration)Ooo..nice argument. I'm Kyle
FBI Agent: Oh, I'm FBI Agent. I have a special assignment for you
Kyle: Yeah? What is it?
FBI Agent: Well I cant tell you now, its just to dangerous.
BBJ: Well...I guess.
FBI Agent: Great..you can meet up with you're partner in 0700 hours at cape wallabanue in Montana
(BBJ): Part-{click}-ner? Damn it! He hung up. Cape Wallabanue? In Montana? Do they even have cape's in Montana? Wallabanue?...
{He walks toward the camera as he speaks then goes behind it and into his room to pack and the scene cuts}
{Scene: Montana. We are at an airport in the middle of nowhere. It's nary more then a little concrete runway, and an outhouse. It's located in a grass field and behind them the sun is just rising over the mountains. A bat mobile look-alike sits right off the side of the runway, and leaning on it is Rob. The car is actually a go-kart, with a bat mobile shell on it. Rob is wearing a white T-shirt, brown slacks and has sunglasses. Suddenly, from over the horizon is a blimp on fire. It fly's wildly around the sky, like a baloon thats been popped, then it crashes just feet from the bat mobile. The blimp begins to move a little, then it bursts open and Kyle emerges. Rob pulls down his sunglasses to get a better look
Rob: Hey, you haven't seen my partner around here have you?
Kyle: Yeah, well I bet you have herpes
Rob: What?
Kyle: Sorry, I'm a little wired. You were looking for your pard?
Rob: Yeah, have you seen him lately?
Kyle: I've seen him every day of my life
Rob: What do you mean?
Kyle: {Holds out hand and smiles}
{Rob stands with a blank look on his face, then bursts out laughing}
Rob:You can't be my partner! You're, you're a..a..COWBOY!
Kyle: Damn straight I am! And yeah, I'm your pard. I mean, I'm the only other person around for miles
Rob: Thats another good point. Why did they pick {looks at outhouse in disgust} Cape Wallabanue?
Kyle: Well, if they had picked LAX it would've been a little hard to find each other eh? But out here, its easy as...easy stuff..
Rob: Right..you have any luggage?
Kyle: Everything I own is just what I got on
Rob: I'm sure...ok Cowboy, climb into the car
{"Cowboy" walks past ROb in route to the car, but stops dead when he sees it}
Cowboy: {Trying to retain laughter} Nice car, Batman {Begins laughing at his little "joke"}
Rob: What's that supposed to mean?
CB: Whats this?...a Go-Kart?
Rob: {Slightly embarassed} Well, I couldn't afford a convertable ok. THis was the next best thing
(As they begin to load the bags into the back of what looks like a go kart when a black car comes up and nearly hits them. Suddenley errie X-Files type music plays, Rob and CB look around to see where the noise is music is coming from. Suddenley the door opens and F.B.I Agent steps out. He walks up to the men and trips over a rock and hits the hood of the car knocking himself unconcsious. Moments later the man wakes up looking at Rob and CB looking down at him, he jumps up and looks around. )
CB: Hay man are you alright you hit the car pretty hard.
Rob: Yeah we thought you were dead.
F.B.I Agent: As you both know, I am F.B.I Agent.
Rob: Well who give a fuck what your name is...tell us what were doing here.
F.B.I Agent: Look what I am about to tell you could put your lives in danger, are you absoulutley sure that you will take this mission ?
CB: When we sighned on for this job we knew what we were getting ourselves into, and we know that to keep justice safe that our lives must be a risk, but we will do what we must, for our country.
(CB looks over to see that Rob and F.B.I Agent are talking and were not even paying attention to him.)
F.B.I Agent: Okay well if your both sure that you can handle this then I shal tell you what it is you must do. Now all I can tell you now is that you two must travel to Washington D.C, when you get there we will give you more information, all I can tell you right now gentlemen is that you could be working on possibly the most dangerous investigations in the history of the agency, we knew that we had to have the best and now you are about to embark on the biggest adventures of your lives. I wish you luck gentlemen, your journey begins.....now.
( F.B.I Agent turns to walk away and again trips over the same rock. CB and Rob turn and look at eachother. They nod knowingly, and then get in the car and the entire car breaks down under there weight. )
( Cut to: the Two men are sitting outside some car shop, a fat man comes out of the shop and talks to Rob and CB.)
Mechanic: Well my freinds, im afraid that it is going to take us a few hours to fix up your car, in the mean time I recomend that you men go ahead and take a look around the city.
CB: Godamnit, I get assighned the biggest assighment of my life and fat ass breaks down the car.
Rob: Hey im not fat you bastard.
CB: Its not wise to mess with a cowboy!
Rob: Oh im real scared, im pissing my pants.
CB: Actualy I think you did an hour ago.
Rob: Hay I told you that was just water leaking off of the water fountain.
CB: Yeah right.... *Mumbles* bed weter.
Rob: Alright thats it asshole, your getting you ass kicked.
CB: Oh you want to go huh, you want to fight this.
Rob: I am so going to kick your ass.
(The men circle around eachother and then charge eachother butting heads and knocking eachother out. )
( Cut to: Both men are walking down the street with ice packs on there head. They are walking towards the town in silence not talking. Suddenley they come upon a man dragging a garbage bag and holding a hatchet in his other hand. The man is covered in blood from head to toe and there is blood dripping out of the garbage bag. CB decideds to walk up to the man to ask for directions.)
CB: Hay man I was wondering if you could give us directions, you see we dont realy know where we are going, if you could give me some directions it would be very helpful.
( A severed head falls out of the bag and CB picks it up and hands it to the drifter. )
CB: Hay man this thing is realy realistic, where do you get Halloween masks this real man ?
Drifter: Umm, somplace in town.
CB: So...I could realy use those directons.
Drifter: Well you just keep going foward and you will come up on this big sighn, well you just take a right and you will walk right into town.
( While saying this the drifter swings the hatchet around like a madman. )
CB: Jee man thanks.
( As CB walks away the Drifter throws the garbage bag into a whole that says "Dispose of hacked up corpses here" on the sighn. CB walks up to Rob. )
CB: What a nice guy.
( Moments later Rob and CB walk into the city which has sparkling lights and everything, as they walk around a guy gets shot in a drive by shooting but Rob and CB dont even notice. They are looking around at the sighns, which say "Free Oral Pleasure", "Hookers for less" "Hos are us." Rob suddenley stops and sees a hamburger joint, he looks at CB.)
Rob: Lets eat.
(Cut to: Inside Resturant. A girl is behind the counter, Rob walks up to the girl.)
Rob: Yeah can I get a Deluxe Hamburger and-
Girl behind counter: and then why dont I give you my phone number and then we go on a date then you fuck me and give me herpees (CB and Rob both recoil sickened.) and then go and fuck my sister, hmmm, how about that.
( Girl breaks down crying and runs to the back. Rob and CB look at each other weirded out. Then another counter boy walks up to them.)
Guy behind counter: (In Gay Tone.) Yeah what can I get you, Sweet thing ?
CB:(Weirded out) Well I want a chicken-
Guy Behind counter: You have offley big muscles, do you work out.
( CB and Rob back away slowly, and then dark towards the door only to slam into the door knocking themselves unconscious. When CB wakes up he looks into the face of the Guy behind the counter and relized that his boner is right in front of CBs face. CB screams and takes off out the door, Rob follows.)
Rob: Now where the hell are we going to eat.
(Cut to: strip club, many women dancing around in there bra in underwear, humping poles and such. Rob winks at a few, he gets out a dollar and puts it in a girls panties. CB is looking at the girls and drooling as if it is nothing he has ever seen before. Rob puts his hand on the table and picks it up and sees it is covered in drool coming from CBs mouth. A waiteress dressed in a leather bra and panties comes over and puts two beers on the table. )
Realy Hot Girl: Can I get you gentlemen something else.
Rob: Bitch you can come home with me tonight, but I dont pay over 50.
Realy Hot Girl: (Appauled.) Im not a whore you bastard. (She slaps him across the face.)
Rob: Tease.
CB: Man that aint how you do it.
Rob: Oh yeah and im sure you could do much better.
CB: Well the next woman that walks by, im going to get her number.
(A hot chick walks by and she looks nice and sweet.)
CB: Hold on, could you come here a moment mam. (Lady comes up to them. Rob rolls his eyes.) I just wanted to tell you that your beatiful. Thats all.
Other Hot Chick: (Smiling from ear to ear.) No bodys told me that today, thank you so much.
CB: Oh well somebody not telling you that your beatiful is a crime.
Other Hot Chick: Would you like my phone number.
CB: Well that would be very kind of you mam.
Other Hot Chick: Please call me.
CB: I ceartinly will.
(Girl walks away and CB looks at Rob who is starting unbelievably at CB. Cb holds up the number.)
CB: I got her number, how do you like them apples.
(CB Slams the number onto the counter and pulls his hand it holds it like hes hurt it.)
Rob:(Trying to change subject) Soooo, what is a Cowboy like you doing here on one of the most important cases in US history.
CB: Well to tell you the truth, I dont realy know, all I know is that one night I woke up and there was a police badge lying on the table beside my bed, and my ass realy hurt for some reason. Sooooo, whats a jackass like you doing here in the police force.
Rob: Actualy its a pretty long story.
CB: Well we got all the time in the world, so why dont you just go ahead and tell me why your here.
Rob: Alright if you say so.
(Suddenley the screen becomes wavy as we begin to go to a flashback, CB looks around scared.)
CB: What the hells happening.
Rob: Were going into a flashback.
CB: Ohhhh.
(Suddenley we switch to a street with many streets suddeley we hear some jacked up 80's music and Rob appears before, but this time he has an afro. He is walking down the street and is pointing at women and winking, most of them say jerk and asshole. Suddenley he comes up to a girl, she is beatiful and she seems to be beatiful, and shes smiling at Rob, suddenley a car swerves off the road and smashes into her. A man comes out and has white powder under his nose.)
Rob: (OV) The moment I saw that this man had killed such a beatiful woman I knew that I was going to be a cop.
CB:(OV) Hold on, you mean to tell me you commited your life to stopping crime because you had seen a woman you had never seen before.
Rob: Well....yeah
Rob: Then I went to law school and everything worked out for me. I guess thats it.
CB: Hold on, I thought you said that your story was long.
Rob: Well in my head it seems to stretch on forever, these flood of memories, and I just feel so....
CB: Okay shut the fuck up, I know where this goes, soon you start talking about all that sappy shit and all that shit.
Rob: Actualy I was about to say I just feel so...horny.
CB: OH GOD! (CB jumps back away from Rob.)
(Cut to, outside, CB and Rob are walking back to the auto shop.)
Rob: Do you think that for the next few days, you and me we could coexsist.
CB: Of course not, if we did that who would want to see this movie.
Rob: Huh ?
CB: Oh nothing, I didnt say anything.
(They arrive at the auto dealer.)
(They see that there car is pink)
Rob: What the fuck
Auto Dealer: Huh, I did everything you said for me to do, I even put the "Its okay to be gay" bumper sticker on the back just like you asked.
Rob: No you were thinking of someone else.
Auto Dealer: Well....tough shit, give me my money.
(Rob reaches into his pocket and pulls out a few hundreds and hands it to the Auto Dealer. He turns around and sees that CB is laughing his head off.)
Rob: HaHa, very funny, lets get to the fucking hotel.
{The go-kart pulls into off the road into a parking lot. A big sign says "Uncle Bob's Shanty". Rob gets out and flips a switch on the engine turning the kart off. "Cowboy" gets out of the kart shortly after
CB: Dude..you totally gotta get a new car
Rob: New car? Why's that?
CB: Because, this ISN'T A CAR!! It's a go-kart you fucking moron
Rob: Alright then..you can just walk next time
CB: Tell you what. Why don't we just take mr. checkbook down to mr. car dealership and get a REAL CAR!
Rob: Alright..geez, don't get all..aahh on me
{CB just walks past Rob and to the doors. Rob trots to catch up. They both walk up to the counter and Rob rings bell. This "nifty" contraption amuses CB, in which he begins to hit the bell. Then he hits it faster and faster, till it becomes a little game of "how fast can I hit the bell?" A worker, who's a bit snobby, comes dashing from behind the doors and grabs the bell from him}
Worker: WHAT!
Rob: Uh..do you have any vacancy's?
Worker: Did the sign say if we had any?
Rob: Well, yeah I..
Worker: Then that would indicate we had a vacancy now wouldn't it?
Rob: {Showing hurt} Well I guess..
Worker: So really you waisted everybody's time by asking that question right?
Rob: Well I...
Worker: Well you what? Just wanted to be {mockingliy} Polite? Just wanted to {again mockingly} start a conversation? www.blow-me.com
Rob: I just, I..{he begins to cry}
CB: Hey! Shake it off man, you're better then he is. Just give him the full proof..
Rob: The full proof?
CB: Yeah, the good ole full proof..
Rob: {bucking up, getting confidence} Alright, the good ole full proof. {Gets set, then looks at the worker} I..I..I know, you are..but what..I CAN'T DO IT!
{He falls away from the counter turning his back and CB takes his place}
CB: Alright, now its my turn buddy
Worker: Oh joy, this just keeps getting better and better.
CB: I know, cause I'm so handsome right? Listen, let me put it to you this way pal. Me and my friend here, yeah, we need a room. You, well you're the asshole who's gunna give it right? Now get your ASS back there and get us a FUCKING key to a GODDAMN room before I take take this stick and shuve it up your ass...copice?
Worker: {Gets nice} Of course, sir. You may have the finest suit in the house, on the house.
{The worker gets a key and hands it to them, while CB has a confident "damn I'm good" look on his face. Rob just stands there in awe the whole time. CB takes the key and they both begin to head up the stairs with their luggage.
They're still walking up the stairs
They're still walking up the stairs, now slowing a little as they grow tired and weary
Still walking up the stairs. They stop and sit on their luggage to take a break. Cowboy wipes the sweat off his face then they press on
They are still walking up the stairs, now barely moving at all.}
CB: You know, this building doens't look this big from the outside
Rob: No kidding
{They are approached by the worker}
Worker: {snobbily}What are you guys doing?
CB: Whoa! How did you get here so fast?
Worker: I walked..you?
CB: Ha-ha. What does it look like we're doing? We're trying to get to our room
Worker: By...going down?
Rob: What? What are you talking about?
Worker: Thats the down escalator. If you want to go up to your room take the up escalator
{CB and Rob turn their heads, as the camera pans out, and we see rotating stairs going up, and they are standing on the stairs going down. Cowboy hits Rob
Cowboy: This is your fault!
Rob: What? How is it my fault?
Cowboy: I haven't figured it out yet, but this is America, its never your fault, always somebody elses..so it must be yours somehow
{The door opens and in walks the bell boy, followed by "cowboy" and Bob. Upon entering, their faces get an extremely shocked look. The bell boy reappears, holding out his hand for a tip. Bob reaches into his pocket, still dazed by and staring at the room, and he pulls out a handfull of starburst wrappers in his unconcious state of mind. The bell hop gets a little pissed and just knocks the wrappers out of his hand to the floor, then leaves the room. Bob still has his hand up as the camera turns to see what they see. The room is decorated in pink and red, with hearts. The bed is only a double, with a heart headboard and heart blankets. Yes, they are in the honeymoon suite}
CB- Dibs on the bed!
{He runs and jumps on the bed, spreading out so Bob can't get to it}
Bob- Where'm I s'posed to sleep?
CB- Doesn't matter to me...just not on the bed
Bob- I think I should get the bed since like, I'm...uh...from the city! Yeah, I'm from the cirty so I should get the bed, common logic
CB- What? How does you being a sissie city boy add up to you getting the bed?
Bob - Well, I'm a sissie right? Not a big, strong, tough, muscular...-
CB- Now you're scaring me
Bob- ...cowboy such as yourself. I need a soft bed, unlike you who can sleep anywhere. Whatda'ya say? Have a heart
CB- Yeah, I am strong. And I can sleep anywhere, including on beds. So..I'll sleep on the bed, and if you a problem with it I'll use my strength to kick your ass!
Bob- Boy! Get the hell out of my bed!
{Bob jumps onto the bed and begins fighting with Cowboy. "Cowboy" pulls Bobs shirt over his head - and Bob pulls it the rest of the way off so he can continue fighting. He knocks CB onto his stomache, then gets on top of him and starts choking him (making it look like...well, you know) A bell hop comes in and see's whats going on}
Bell hop- Ooops, sorry. You two probably wan't to be alone eh..
{He backs it out and closes the door with the two yellin "No! No!" Cowboy kicks Bob off him and to the floor}
CB- Damn you! Now he thinks I'm gay..
Bob- (While standing)Not that there's anything wrong with that
CB- Heh yeah there is!
Bob- He thinks I'm gay too so kiwtchyer bitchin
CB- Shut up and brush your teeth..And you're sleeping on the couch!
{Bob gets his stuff, cursing to himself, and goes into the bathroom. The camera stops and the door, staring at it, till it opens again and Bob comes out in teddy pajamas, holdin a teddy bear with a nighty hat. He looks and sees cowboy who's already asleep on the bed, and curses again. he goes and starts getting the couch ready, as an idea starts to settle in. He picks cowboy up gently and moves him to the couch, then he takes the bed. --Time Passes-- "Cowboy" wakes and slowly realizes he's been moved from the bed. He picks up Bob and transfers him to the couch again. Not long after, bob wakes up - finding he's back on the couch, he gets up to move Cowboy back..but in the proccess is struck by a new idea. Rather then dumping the cowboy on the couch, he sets him outside in the hallway, then locks him out}
{Scene: Bob is chasing after somebody in the downtown area of an unkown city. The man has a ski mask and is running quickly through traffic, which is jammed up due to the wreck of the crooks car in front. Bob leaps from hood to hood after the unknown runner. Suddenly he looks to left and see's 3 penguins riding a dog sled right next to him on the concrete sidewalks. They smile and wave as he slows to a stop..stunned at what he just saw. The crook then turns around and pulls off the ski mask to reveal 20 heads..and he suddenly begins to grow as the skies turn red and everything vanishes..the ground just becomes black. The heads all start biting at him as he tries uselessly to shoot it. The penguins ride past behind the creature, then the evil thing morphs into a bunch of dinosaurs dressed in monkey suits blissfully hoping around singing little bunny foo foo. Bob looks around stunned as the scenery changes to a desert with snow falling down. Soon the chick who ran him off the road in his other dream appears, still driving the same car. She drives in circles around him for a while while he watches her..then she pulls out 20 firearms and begins shooting in his direction as the car continues to drive in circles and she gives an evil laugh. Then we see Bob bolt up in his bed sweating and breathing hard. He looks around at the hotel room..decides it was a dream..then goes back to sleep..}