"Big Chest"
As sung by Lord Zir
With only three hairs on his chest
BIG CHEST! BIG CHEST!
He rode on a mammoth
Named Dofodil Dilly
The sexiest in all the west
tral la la
TRA LA LA
Now the barons they got up a posse
To bring him back dead or alive
They said how we track him
They said it'll be easy
We follow the sent of channel number five
He was only a lonely old wariror
With only three hairs on his chest
BIG CHEST! BIG CHEST!
He rode on a mammoth
Named Dofodil Dilly
The sexiest in all the west
tral la la
TRA LA LA
Now the posse they had him surrounded
As close on him they did
The baron said...
We're commin to get ya
And blew the bold Baron a kiss
OOOOOOHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
He was only a lonely old wariror
With only three hairs on his chest
BIG CHEST! BIG CHEST!
He rode on a mammoth
Named Dofodil Dilly
The sexiest in all the west
tral la la
TRA LA LA
The wariror faced off with Varny
And threw his sword with all his might
The spells thundered at him
But bounced off and left him
The warrior yelled, Varny your..........(not that good)
OOOOOOOOOHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
He was only a lonely old wariror
With only three hairs on his chest
BIG CHEST! BIG CHEST!
He rode on a mammoth
Named Dofodil Dilly
The sexiest in all the west
tral la la
TRA LA LA