an old scroll by: Fonz
"Ten Commandments of War"
i found these in an old general's memoirs...let me know what you think.first off, WAR stands for We Are Ready. and the true Warrior will ALWAYS be ready to make WAR.
I. I am the War Lord and the wrathful God of Combat, and i will always lead the from the front, not the rear.
II. I will treat you all alike- just like #####.
III. Thou shalt do nothing I will not do first, and thus, you will be created Warriors in My deadly image.
IV. I shall punish they bodies because the more thou sweatest in training, the less thou bleedest in combat.
V. Indeed, if thou hurteth in thy efforst and thou suffer painful
dings, then thou art Doing It Right.
VI. Thou hast not to like it-thou hast just to do it.
VII. Thou shalt Keep It Simple, Stupid.
VIII. Thou shalt never assume.
IX. Verily, thou art not paid for thy methods, but for they results, by which meaneth thou shalt kill thine enemy by any means available before he killeth you.
X. Thou shalt, in they Warrior's Mind and Soul, always remember My ultimate and final Commandment. There Are No Rules-Thou Shalt Win at All Cost.
Banished Dark Knight
fonzie
jester o' humour
colonel of the MI
"pro fide rege et patrio pugno"
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