FEUD
Episode 3:
And it begins...
(Yasuraka and Maktoto’s
room. An alarm is going off. Both girls are lying in bed; neither
move. After awhile, Yasuraka opens her
blood-shot eyes. Makoto rolls over. Yasuraka drags herself out of bed and walks
over to Makoto.)
Yasuraka: (knocking Makoto out of her bed) WAKE UP! (Makoto falls to the floor, dragging her
sheets with her. She does not wake
up. Yasuraka slams off the alarm. Makoto jumps up)
Makoto: Hey! Why did you do that? (Yasuraka stares at her, and then walks back
to her bed and falls asleep) Hmpth! Rude!
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(it’s morning. Makoto is walking to class)
Makoto: (reading a piece of paper) Karokee
Hall...hmm..(she looks up) Ah, ehre it is!
(walking into classroom. There are a tonf of
students talking to each other. “Hey Jen!” “How was
your summer?” “I’m so glad we’re in the
same class again!” and laughter. Makoto
sits quietly in the back of the classroom of about 200 students.)
Voice: Hey, Makoto!
Is that seat free?
Makoto: Titony? (nods her head; Titony sits next to her)
Titony: Isn’t it ironic, that we
have the same class together? Hey,
Makoto, what’s your major?
Makoto: It’s fashion design.
Titony: That was the major of my
ex-girlfriend.
Makoto: (thoughts) Yah!
Titony: My girlfriend now is
majoring in chemisty.
Makoto: (thoughts) Boo! L Oh,
come on Makoto! Don’t be selfish! You still have Deskin! (squints face) and that’s love forever!
Titony: Um, Makoto? You ok?
Makoto: (snaps back to reality) Yes, yes! (does a nervous
laugh) Hahahaha!
Titony: Ok....
Professor: Are you two done back
there? Because I would
really like to go over the syllabus now.
Titony & Makoto:
(embarrassedly)
Yes, sir, sorry!
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Yasuraka: (walking to class) It’s so nice to
sleep in! And it’s such a beautiful day
out! (walks
past Ksumi)
Good-morning, Kasumi!
Kasumi: Morning, Yasuraka. What class do you have now?
Yasuraka: Introductory to Chemistry. You?
Kasumi: I have history. Well, I got to go. Hope your first class goes well for you, Yasuraka.
Yasuraka: Same to you. (Kasumi walks away. Yasuraka opens the door to a building. Like Makoto, she enters a room full of people
talking to one another. Yasuraka finds a
seat and puts down her backpack)
Wasabi: (just coming in and sits
down next to Yasuraka)
Oooooo!
I like chemisty. Maybe something will blow up! (does a nervous laugh) Kaboom!
Yasuraka: (worried tear drop) Uh...
Molly: Hey, Yasuraka! (Yasuraka turns around)
Yasuraka: Molly! (Molly puts down her backpack)
Molly: Looks like we have the same class
together. (sits
down next to her. Two girls behind Wasabi are gabbing)
Girl 1: I heard Dr. Carantow is cute!
Girl 2: Really?
Girl 1: Yah! My RA had him last year and told me. (they start
giggling)
Wasabi:
Hmmm...(turns to Yasuraka and Molly) I just heard Dr.Carrottop
is really sexy and he isn’t married!
Yaruraka:
Dr....
Molly: Carrotop? Isn’t it Carantow?
Wasabi:
OOO! Here he comes! (everyone turns
around to see a cute professor; well, cute for a guy who’s in his upper 30’s. All the girls in the class start googling over him while the guys groan annoyingly)
One guy: Give me a break...
Carantow:
Good morning. I am Dr. Carantow...
Wasabi:
(interrupting)
Can I call you Dr. Carrottop?
Carantow:
Um...no...
Wasabi:
Well, I am anyway! Good-morning,
Dr. Carrottop!
Yasuraka: (whispering to Molly) His hair isn’t even orange...
Wasabi:
(loudly) SO???
Carantow:
Well, I see wehre my troublemakers will be
this year. (Yasuraka and Molly blush
shamefully. Wasabi
grins happily)
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(lunch;
Yasuraka and Molly are carrying their trays to a table)
Yasuraka: Well, this has started off to be a wonderful
day.
Molly: Don’t worry, Yasuraka. I know you didn’t meant
to...
Flashback
Carantow: I’m passing around some instruments that you
will be seeing a lot in this course.
Yasuraka: (picks up a beaker) It’s just a beaker. Everyone should know that by now. (while handing it to
Molly, Yasuraka drops the beaker onto the floor, where it smashes. Yasuraka backs up, swings her hand, and
knocks other instruments onto the floor.)
End of Flashback
Molly: Dr. Carantow
said not to worry about it.
Yasuraka: I destroyed half the lab equipment!
Molly: At least you didn’t blow anything up. (Yasuraka covers her face and groans)
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(Makoto is on the computer typing an
e-mail to Deskin)
Makoto: (thoughts) To my beloved Deskin, I just
finished my first day of classes. College
so far has been...interesting. I love it
here, though it would be better if you were here with me. The only thing I hate here is my
roommate. She is the most annoying
person....(starts
typing furiously) I hate her with a
passion! Yasuraka...Yasuraka...that girl
needs to get run over by a car and die! (does a little sigh and calms down) Anyways...please write back soon. I cannot wait to hear from you and miss you
more than words can ever say. Love, Makoto. (she clicks the send button)
Yasuraka: (reading a book on her bed; pears over the
pages at Makoto) You
done with your classes, Makoto?
Makoto: Yeah.
What’s it to you?
Yasuraka: Well, I have some good news for you.
Makoto: (looking away from her computer at Makoto) Hmm? What?
(Yasuraka slides off her bed and walks over to Makoto. She then shoves a flyer in front of Makoto’s
face. Makoto takes it and starts reading) This is about
switching roommates...
Yasuraka: Yup! I figured this is something we both would be
happy about.
Makoto: We need to get some
paper work from our RA...(both girls dash out of the
doom and into the hall. They immediately
start banging on Venora’s door)
Yasuraka & Makoto: Venora!!
Venora: (opens the door; yawning) What? (both girls shove
the flyer in front of her)
Yasuraka: We want to switch
roommates.
Makoto: I can’t live with
someone so bossy.
Yasuraka: And I can’t live with a
rich snob.
Makoto: Hey! You’re the one who started this whole mess!
Yasuraka: Excuse me? I think you’re all mixed up...
Venora: Stop. (both girls quiet
down and turn to Venora) I’m not giving
you the paperwork.
Makoto: But...
Yasuraka: You can’t do that!
Venora: As an RA, I decide what
I can and can’t do. I think one of the
most important benefits of rooming with someone you don’t like is to learn how
to get along with them. (Yasuraka and
Makoto stare at her, open-mouthed) Here’s
the deal. If you tow are at the point of
killing each other by the end of the fall semester, I’ll give you the forms and
sign them.
Makoto: But we’re about to kill
each other now!
Yasuraka: Yeah!
Venora: Well, that’s the final
decision. If you wish to argue more, I
have more chores you could do for me. (with that, Venora slams the door in their faces)
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(in Molly’s dorm room)
Molly: So, Venora wouldn’t let you switch roommates?
Yasuraka: (groans) Nooo...(she
flops herself on Molly’s bed)
Molly: Well, maybe you two will eventually get
along.
Yasuraka: I doubt it. She threw all of my clothes out of my
suitcase and ripped my beautiful poster of Kahol
Meiyuu! (tear drop over Molly)
Molly: Um, well, you did throw her clothes out the
window, remember?
Yasuraka: (ignoring her) It’s less than four
months though. I’m sure time will pass
by quickly.
Molly: Yeah, maybe...
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