The Blank Generation needs a new bassist!

Hey there, all you aspiring bassists! There's a new opening in The Blank Generation! As you can see, bassist Lee Fanning has fallen victim to the wrath of the webmaster of The Blank Generation!
He gets himself grounded for a week at crucial times
He takes business offers in Birmingham at crucial times
He plays the wrong instrument (that is, plays the bass like a guitar)
He is a domineering dictator, but a very inconvenient one as he doesn't bother to control things to a proper level, only to the point where massive confusion results
Like our drummer, we think he has been possessed, see the picture below

Lee
Email INeedSedatives@hotmail.com to apply for the job.