Like wasting valuable time? I DO TOO!!! But if done improperly, you could actually end up doing something constructive, or possibly even helpful. Don't you just shudder at the thought of that? Here's a guide to aid you in your exploits of time wasting, along with some pictures to make sure that you're following my directions exactly right. (decapitation, amoungst any other time wasting related accidents are in no way my fault, but instead the fault of Mr. T. For more information on where to contact Mr. T's lawyers in the event of an accident call 1800-2-546-5182)

And so the time wasting begins...

  • Standing a plethora of new pencils upright on the table

  • Staring blankly at the wall

  • Writing lists of things to do to waste time

  • Learning math

  • Gluing stuff to other stuff

  • Chewing on plugged-in electrical wires (actually, i suggest that u try this)

  • Finding out where in the world is Carmen Sandiego (she was found in 1994 people!)

  • Finding how many licks to the center of a tootsie-pop (the answer is 2500 -- i tried it)

  • Going to the post-office and intentionally holding up the line for 25 minutes

  • Memorizing pi (3.141592653589793238463643383279502884197...)

  • Researching the history of toasters (--hmmm..future projects...)

  • Going outside in a blizard to find 2 identical snowflakes

  • Going outside in the middle of summer to find 2 identical snowflakes

  • Play Dodge the car! Click Here 4 Instrux

  • Converting things to metric...

  • Making a house of cards, but then giving up because its too hard, and instead making a house-after-a-devestating-tornado or cards

  • Getting a degree in pyroknetics (BURN IT!!!)

  • Making a list of things

  • Form an angry mob for a made-up cause

  • Reading "The Hobbit" *shudder*

  • Methodically arranging things -- anything works really --

  • Reading This

    It shouldnt be too hard to find more of these pointless wastes of time...(more soon)

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