>> > croissants, bread, butter and jam) when an American man,
>> > chewing gum, sits down next to him.
>> >
>> > The Canadian ignores the American who, nevertheless,
>> > starts a conversation.
>> >
>> > American: "You Canadian folk eat the whole bread?"
>> >
>> > Canadian (in a bad mood): "Of course."
>> >
>> > American: (after blowing a huge bubble)"We don't. In
>> > America, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we
>> > collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into
>> > croissants and sell them to Canada.
>> >
>> > " The American has a smirk on his face.
>> >
>> > The Canadian listens in silence.
>> >
>> > The American persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"
>> >
>> > Canadian: "Of Course."
>> >
>> > American: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling).
>> > "We don't. In America we eat fresh fruit for breakfast,
>> > then we put all the peels, seeds,and left overs in
>> > containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and
>> > sell the jam to Canada."
>> >
>> > The Canadian then asks: "Do you have sex in America?"
>> >
>> > American: "Why of course we do", the American says with
>> > a big smirk.
>> >
>> > Canadian: "And what do you do with the condoms once
>> > you've used them?"
>> >
>> > American: "We throw them away, of course."
>> >
>> > Canadian: "We don't. In Canada, we put them in a
>> > container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum
>> > and sell them to America."