| Long ago there was nothing on Earth. The buffalo were evolving into mutants. The President planned birthdays for the buffalo's big day. He called the cheif and asked him to visit him on the moon. Roadkill did not exist yet. But the president wanted it, not roadkill, but something from the roadkill(think kinky people). He called up his secretary, and they did something naughty. After a arousing bout of it they planned to invent roadkill. But the cheif was feeling left out. So he asked that he be included also. So they all took off their socks and had an orgie. After which they all smoked some sweet grass in the "Peace Pipe" (Think of that as you want to). Then the buffalo mutated unexpectantly. They grew larger in certain areas. Elwing:*wink* hee hee Afeara:Shut up! You're ruining the story! Elwing:I'm just making it more entertaining for people, like me! Afeara:Oh God! You mean there are more people like you?! Elwing:*sigh* Let's just get back to the story? Well then, as I was saying, the unicorns were froliking happly. He he, and then roadkill was invented, and they were uni-pancakes. Afeara:Oh fine! Have it your way! Death to the Unicorns!(If you can't beat em, join em.) Elwing: YAY! Anyway, no one knew it, but it was the SOOSIB, (secret orginization of super intelligent bison) that created roadkill for the president to cover up the "secret" only the unicorns knew. You know the one about him and his secretary.... oh ya and the cheif. In return,in return, the bison got an unlimited suppliy of american mountain dew. And so the unicorns were extinct, and the earth which had nothing on it morned ('cause they all lived on the moon). Fin. Author's note: elwing: so yah, we kinda skrewed around with that round robin. Afeara: yah, right after, i beat her up for killing the unicorns! Elwing: painful memories, anyway, so we posted it for your amusment. Afeara: heh, i really kicked ur ass! Elwing: remember, i was in a sling. Afears: i wasn't beating a handcapped person you know, Elwing: anyway.........>_>........ |
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