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>"Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver."
>- Carol Malia, BBC Anchorwoman
>
>"Most lies about blondes are false."
>- Cincinnati Times-Star, headline
>
>"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system!"
>- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President on the concept of a manned
>mission to Mars
>
>"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the
>air for even longer."
>- David Acfield
>
>"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
>- Britney Spears, Pop Singer
>
>"Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and
>one word only: Super Bowl."
>- Bill Peterson, football coach
>
>"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
>- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach
>
>"During the scrimmage, Tarkanian paced the sideline with his hands
>in his pockets while biting his nails."
>- AP report describing Fresno State basketball coach Jerry Tarkanian
>
>"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of
>them serious."
>- Alan Minter, Boxer
>
>"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the
>law."
>- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he
>failed to pay his taxes
>
>"The only reason we're 7-0 is because we've won all seven of our
>games."
>- David Garcia, baseball team manager
>
>"We're just physically not physical enough."
>- Denny Crum, Louisville basketball coach
>
>"The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing."
>- Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a
>ball in the 1934 World Series
>
>"Can you get a ticket for running a stop sign that is not
>there?"
>- Driver school applicant
>
>"The world is more like it is now then it ever has before."
>- Dwight Eisenhower
>
>"The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make
>them unsafe."
>- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia
>
>"I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always
>agree with them."
>- George Bush, former U.S. President
>
>"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by
>candlelight."
>- George Gobel
>
>"Does the album have any songs you like that aren't on it?
>- Harry News, music reviewer
>
>"I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device
>that is exploding."
>- Jacques le Blanc, French ambassador on nuclear weapons
>
>"I have a God-given talent. I got it from my dad."
>- Julian Wakefield, Missouri basketball player
>
>"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."
>- Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery
>
>"I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to."
>- Linda Evangelista, Supermodel
>
>"He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of
>what time it is."
>- Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regime
>of heavyweight Andrew Golota
>
>"Pitching is 80% of the game. The other half is hitting and
>fielding."
>- Mickey Rivers, baseball player
>
>"If only faces could talk..."
>- Pat Summerall, Sportscaster, during the Super Bowl
>
>"Solutions are not the answer."
>- Richard Nixon, former U.S. President
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>"Permitted vehicles not allowed."
>- Road sign on US 27
>
>"SAFETY FIRST: Please put on your seat belt - prepare for accident."
>- Sign on backseat of Taxi
>
>"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same
>thing again."
>- Terry Venables