>>>a cow and say, "I think I'll
>>> > > squeeze these dangly things here,
>>>and drink whatever comes out?"
>>> > > > >
>>> > > > > (2) Why do toasters always have
>>>a setting that burns the toast to a
>>> > > horrible crisp which no decent human
>>>being would eat?
>>> > > > >
>>> > > > > (3) Why is there a light in the
>>>fridge and not in the freezer?
>>> > > > >
>>> > > > > (4) If Jimmy cracks corn and no
>>>one cares, why is there a song about
>>> > > > > him?
>>> > > > >
>>> > > > > (5) Can a hearse carrying a
>>>corpse drive in the carpool lane?
>>> > > > >
>>> > > > > (6) If the professor on
>>>Gilligan's Island can make a radio out
>>>of a
>>> > > > > coconut, why can't he fix a hole
>>>in a boat?
>>> > > > >
>>> > > > > (7) Why do people point to their
>>>wrist when asking for the time, but
>>> > > > > don't point to their crotch when
>>>they ask where the bathroom is?
>>> > > > >
>>> > > > > (8) Why does your OB-GYN leave
>>>the room when you get undressed if
>>> > > > > they are going to look up there
>>>anyway?
>>> > > > >
>>> > > > > (9) Why does Goofy stand erect
>>>while Pluto remains on all fours?
>>> > > > > They're both dogs!
>>> > > > >
>>> > > > > (10) What do you call male
>>>ballerinas?
>>> > > > >
>>> > > > > (11) Can blind people see their
>>>dreams? Do they dream??
>>> > > > >
>>> > > > > (12) Why are Trix only for kids?
>>> > > > >
>>> > > > > (13) If Wile E. Coyote had
>>>enough money to buy all that Acme crap,
>>> > > > > why didn't he just buy dinner?
>>> > > > >
>>> > > > > (14) Why is a person that
>>>handles your money called a 'Broker'?
>>> > > > >
>>> > > > > (15) If quizzes are quizzical,
>>>what are tests?
>>> > > > >
>>> > > > > (16) If corn oil is made from
>>>corn, and vegetable oil is made from
>>> > > > > vegetables, then what is baby
>>>oil made from?
>>> > > > >
>>> > > > > (17) If a man is talking in the
>>>forest, and no woman is there to
>>> > > > > hear him, is he still wrong?
>>> > > > >
>>> > > > > (18) Why is it that when someone
>>>tells you that there are over a
>>> > > > > billion stars in the universe,
>>>you believe them, but if they tell
>>> > you
>>> > > > >there
>>> > > > > is wet paint somewhere, you have
>>>to touch it to make sure?
>>> > > > >
>>> > > > > (19) If electricity comes from
>>>electrons, does morality come from --
>>> > > > > morons?
>>> > > > >
>>> > > > > (20) Is Disney World the only
>>>people trap operated by a mouse?
>>> > > > >
>>> > > > > (21) Why do the Alphabet song
>>>and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have
>>> > > > > the same tune?
>>> > > > >
>>> > > > > (22) Do illiterate people get
>>>the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
>>> > > > >
>>> > > > > (23) Did you ever notice that
>>>when you blow in a dog's face, he gets
>>> > > > > mad at you, but when you take
>>>him on a car ride, he sticks his head
>>> > > > >out
>>> > > > > the window?
>>> > > > >
>>> > > > > And... just an afterthought...
>>>when you read #21, why did you run
>>> > > > > through both songs real quick to
>>>make sure?
>>>