cHARACTERS - pAST AND pRESENT

tHE dICKINSON'S.  a GREAT FAMILY HEADED UP BY NONE OTHER THAN aLAN dICKINSON.  i THINK THAT WAS HIS NAME, sOME SUGGESTED IT WAS BARRY, OTHERS SAID IT WAS bRUCE.  tHIS DOESN'T MATTER, WHEN THE CATALOGUE PEOPLE COME, YOU'VE NEVER SEEN THE GEAR AND YOU CERTAINLY HAVEN'T HEARD OF THE dICKINSON'S.  stEPHEN dICKINSON WAS LAST SEEN IN THE gUISBROUGH AREA AFTER SOMETIME SPENT ABROAD FARMING ON THE iSLE OF wIGHT.  tHE dICKINSON'S WERE ONCE LINKED TO THE INFAMOUS fRASER CLAN WHOSE LEADER cAPTAIN bAZZA ONCE RACED ON MOTORBIKES WITH.  mAYBE ONE DAY THE dICKINSONS WILL SHOW UP, tILL THEN.....

bAZZA fRASER - mAD AS A BASTARD DUMPING TWO GALLONS OF PETROL INTO THE TEES

mAD bOBBY eLDON - a RECENT TRIP TO bORO LEFT bOB SCARRED AND bLEEDING LIKE A STUCK PIG.

dAVE gARSIDE - bORO GANGSTER AND cRIME OVERLORD TO THE nORTH EAST.  eVERYONE KNOWS HIM BUT NOT MANY HAVE SEEN HIM.  soME PEOPLE HAVE EVEN SAID TO HIM, 'i KNOW dAVE gARSIDE' TO WHICH HE HAS REPLIED, 'i AM dAVE gARSIDE YOU TWAT'.  cONNECTIONS INCLUDE cAPTAIN bAZZA fRASER AND fILM stAR bIG sTEVIE k.

lIZZIE aSPDEN - bEAUTIFUL mODEL AND bOB'S BIRD SOMETIMES.  kNOWN TO HAVE SNORTED COKE OF pAKEY'S COCK WHILE HE WAS TAKING HER PICTURE ONCE.  a TRUE gEM, bUT NO MATCH FOR MY GIRLFRIEND.