cHEAP AS CHIPS - fUCK OFF
lET'S FACE THE FACTS, dAVIS dICKINSON IS SOMEWHAT OF A LOOSE CANNON.  bUT WHAT MANY PEOPLE DON'T KNOW, IS THAT IN THE 1960'S, dAVID WAS JAILED FOR FRAUD.  dAVID PUT HIS HEAD DOWN AND DID THE BIRD.  tHEY DIDN'T CATCH HIM FOR THAT ONE THOUGH, HE WAS JAILED FOR FRAUD.  hIS CATCHPHRASES 'bOBBYDAZZLER' AND 'cHEAP AS CHIPS' HAVE DONE NOTHING BUT INFURIATE THE PUBLIC AND CAUSE HIM SERIOUS PERSONAL PROBLEMS.  hE'S A TWAT.  tHE SATSUMA SKINNED bARGAIN hUNT FRONTMAN HAS BEEN DESCRIBED AS 'pETER sTRINGFELLOW'S LOVE-CHILD CROSSED WITH A MAHOGANY HAT STAND', BUT HE'S STILL A CUNT.
'bURN IT, BURN THEM ALL'