nICO'S dREAM mACHINES

50CC OF PURE HONDA PLEASURE. a PROPER SHOP MOUCHER, YOU COULD EVEN DO YOUR PAP ROUND ON IT, WHAT A MACHINE, WHAT i WOULDN'T DO TO HAVE IT, NEARLY RIVALS THE pK50.

tHE VOLVO 480 ES, A MARVEL OF MODERN ENGINEERING.  lOOK AT THE SLENDER CURVES, FEEL THE WRATH, LET THE WHOLE EXPERIENCE DRAW YOU IN.  lOOKS A BIT LIKE A MOUSE, i'D SUPERCHARGE IT, pUT SOME 'ICE' ONBOARD AND MAX IT OUT WITH SOME SLAGS, WHICH BRINGS ME TO MY NEXT CAR......

i WOULDN'T WANT A 1.4 sR, gte OR WHATEVER THE FUCK, i'D WNT ONE OF THESE BEASTS, WITH A BIG BOOT ON.  i'D PROBABLY FIT TWO HAYABUSA ENGINES AND LIGHTEN IT UP, IT WOULD FLY LIKE FUCK, AND PISS OFF MONGS IN SOUPED UP MICRAS.  COCKS.  lOOK AT ITS BEAUTY, WHAT A MACHINE, A MACHINE WORTHY OF MY LIST.

aN ORIGINAL, VIRGIN, UNMOLESTED hONDA MT50, ONE WITHOUT A SEMI-AUTOMATIC GEARBOX AND AN EXHAUST MADE FROM A SET OF cLAUD bUTLER FORKS.  i WOULD RIDE IT ALL DAY BY MYSELF, NOT GIVE kEV A GO, CAUSE HE FLIPPED THE LAST ONE INTO A TREE TRYING TO DO BURNOUTS. COCK.

tHE vANDEN pLAS pRINCESS 3-LITRE, GREAT FOR COUNTRY MOUCHING, ESPECIALLY WITH SOMEONE ELSE DRIVING, SPENT SOME TIME IN ONE BEFORE WITH ADY AT THE HELM, THE CAR HAD DODGY BRAKES, i HAVEN'T WALKED SINCE.

tHE sKODA oCTAVIA rS, AS DRIVEN BY NONE OTHER THAN WIGAN STALWART, pOTTS.  a LOVELY CAR AND oNE WORTHY FOR MY COLLECTION, pOTTS' CAR COMES IN A BLACK COLOUR, WITH BLACK AND WHITE TRIM.  lETS HOPE THAT pOTTS DOESN'T ROLL IT AND END UP TRYING TO PUSH IT BACK ONTO ITS WHEELS.  bLISTERING pERFORMANCE, nOT AS FAST AS THE srx THOUGH.  wELL IT IS FASTER BUT THE sRX IS BETTER ANYWAY.