jOEY hUTCHINSON - gILLBROOK HERO
	oNCE JUST A LITTLE jAMAICAN BOY WHOSE MOTHER HAD A BIT TO DO WITH THE MILKMAN AND TOO LITTLE TO DO WITH rAMON, NOW A SUPERBEAST OF THE PREMIERSHIP.  bUSTING HIS GUT FOR bIRMINGHAM cITY fc.  aN ADVOCATE OF kAREN bRADY'S TWOT - IT'S BIG jOEY hUTCHINSON, mIDDLESBROUGH'S BEST KEPT SECRET.  dESPITE THE FACT THAT i USED TO HAMMER THE SHIT OUT OF HIM IN FOOTBALL IN THE OLD gILLBROOK DAYS, jOEY HUTCHINSON HAS BECOME SOMETHING OF LEGEND.  lAST SPOTTED IN iSAAC wILSON'S WITH MULTIPLE RAPIST nICKY sMITH, jOEY HAS SHUNNED HIS SMOGGY BACKGROUND FOR A LIFE OF LUXURY DOWN IN THE MIDLANDS.
							a YOUNG jOEY APPARENTLY ONCE STRIPPED A YOUNG NAIVE kATE nELSON (sEEN HERE WITH THE 'bABE' T-SHIRT ON), THROWN HER ON HER BED, PROCEEDED TO KISS HER BARE BODY THEN WALKED OFF CLAIMING HE 'DIDN'T GIVE A FUCK'.  shE WAS LEFT NAKED AS THE DAY SHE WAS BORN,  QUIVERING AND DAMP.  fROM THAT DAY ON, jOEY WAS A BORO SUPERSTAR, DESTINED FOR GREATER THINGS.