kEEGAN'S pUB

iN AN APPARENT ATTEMPT TO CASH IN ON THE FURORE SURROUNDING kEV'S pIRATE FATHER, stEVIE k UPPED HIS STICKS AND MOVED TO lONDON TO OPEN UP HIS THEME PUB, tHE pIRATES pUB.  eVERY DAY AT THREE O'CLOCK, STEVIE k DONS HIS BANDANA, EYE PIECE AND BAGGY PANTS AND FORCES A HATTED UP BAZZA TO WALK THE 'PLANK'.  tHE SHOW HAS STEADILY BEEN DRAWING AUDIENCES FOR OVER TWO WEEKS NOW.  bIG sTEVIE k INTENDS TO REPEAT HIS SUCCESS IN OTHER PUBS AROUND ENGLAND AND HOPEFULLY TAKE THE SHOW ON THE ROAD.

tO BEGIN WITH, kEVIN WAS NOT PLEASED ABOUT kEEGAN'S MOVE TO CASH IN, BUT AFTER THE AMOUNT OF MONEY bAZZA WAS TO RECEIVE WAS REVEALED, HE UNDERSTOOD THAT HE COULD BUY SOME MORE mACH 3 RAZOR BLADES.

kEEGAN - PICTURED HERE WITH THE FIRST BOTTLE OF sMIRNOFF iCE TO LEAVE HIS FRIDGE - AA-HAA ME HARTIES.

cAPTAIN jEZEBEL sT. rUPERT - NOW A REGULAR IN sTE'S PUB, hE FEELS AT HOME AND RELAXES THERE WHEN HE IS NOT AT SEA

sTE SAMPLES HIS NEW sCURVY ALE.  sTE KEEPS STOCKS OF VITAMIN c ON SITE IN CASE ANYONE OVERDOSES AND BECOMES RIDDLED WITH SEA DISEASES.

tHE PUB IS A SUCCESS, hE CAN REST BY THROWING UP ON A BABY'S HEAD AND PUNCHING OUT A HORSE