kEV'S BIKES - gAY TWATFACE

fOR ME, kEVIN fRASER IS MUCH MORE OF A FRIEND.  hE IS AN ENEMY, AND A SECOND HAND BIKE SALESMAN KNOWN FOR PUTTING SAWDUST IN THE ENGINE OIL AND TAKING SUSPENSION BOLTS OUT IN GAY DEATH ATTEMPTS.  tHE rGV IS THE JEWEL IN HIS CROWN.  iT IS A BEAST AND LOOKS MIGHTY FINE.

hERE THE BIKE IS HANDLES BY 'MAD' JOHN FRASER.  kEV'S BROTHER AND GENERAL MADMAN, jOHN BEAT kEV UP FROM AN EARLY AGE AND MAINTAINS HIS SUPREMACY THROUGH A SERIES OF 'MAD' TAUNTS.  jOHN IS RIVALLED ONLY MY bAZZA 'bLACKBEARD' fRASER, kING OF THE CLAN.

kEV'S THRID FORAY INTO THE 2-STROKE DEPTHS (pK50, h100, tZR).  kEVIN CLAINS HE IS A PURIST ALONG WITH BEING A HEALER, A SORCERER AND A BENDER.  tHE tZR NEARLY MET IT'S END ON ORMESBEY BANK WHEN kEV DITCHED THE BIKE AFTER CLAIMING A FOX RAN OUT ON HIM.  wHATEVER.  a CLASS BIKE, MADE ME LOSE MY BOLLOCKS, ALL THREE CAME BACK THOUGH AFTER SURGERY.  sMELT LOVELY, SOUNDED BETTER.  wHAT A WAY TO START THE HOLIDAY.....

bAZZA - MAD PIRATE.

cOMING SOON, kEV'S BIKES OF THE PAST, THE H100, tHE VESPA, THE SCOOTER, THE xJ600 AND ANY OTHERS i MISSED OUT.  pOSSIBLY i COULD DO SOME SOUNDS?  wHO KNOWS.