dAVE AND kRISS -  a cAREY REQUEST

sOME YEARS AGO, dAVID bENSON pHILLIPS WAS DEAFENED IN A TERRIBLE LAWNMOWER ACCIDENT.  uNBEKNOWNST TO MANY, dAVE WAS USING THE LAWNMOWER FOR A TERRORIST ATTACK - HE WAS A BLACK PANTHER.  sENTENCED TO TWELVE YEARS IN PRISON, HIS TWIN BROTHER kRISS BENSON PHILLIPS DISOWNED HIM, VOWING TO WRONG THE RIGHT.  hE CHANGED HIS NAME TO kRISS AKABUSI AND BECAME A TOP CLASS ATHLETE AND WELL KNOWN CELEBRITY.  bUT THE TERRIBLE TRUTH REMAINED.

uPON HIS RELEASE, PART OF HIS REPARATION ORDER REQUIRED dAVE TO PERFORM SIGN LANGUAGE FOR KIDS TV PROGRAMMES.  bECAUSE HE WAS DEAF, THE WORDS WERE WRITTEN ON IDIOT CARDS SO HE COULD UNDERSTAND THEM CLEARLY.  hE BEGAN TO BE REINTEGRATED INTO SOCIETY.

wHEN ALL APPEARED TO BE GOING WELL, dAVE BECAME A RECIDIVIST.  hE WAS CONVICTED OF KIDNAPPING TWENTY WHITE WOMEN SO HE COULD SELL THEM FOR MEAT TO THE 'SOUL FOOD' CHAIN OF RESTAURANTS THAT BLACKS FREQUENT.  tHE PLANNED RECONCILIATION BETWEEN THE BROTHERS DISSOLVED AND dAVE BEGAN HIS NINETEEN YEAR PRISON SENTENCE IN LATE 2001.  kRISS NOW USES HIS SPARE TIME TO FIGHT FOR THE RIGHTS OF THE OPPRESSED WHITE MAN AND HAS BECOME A REGULAR ON THE NEW YORK PARTY SCENE.