tHE AGELESS DEVIL PRIEST OF THE FIRST EARTH - mUMM-rA
sCARY AS FUCK
mUMRA WAS A BIT OF A LAZY BASTARD.  wHEN HE WASN'T MOOCHING ABOUT AS A BIG BLUE MONSTER HE PREFERED TO ADOPT THE BODY OF AN OLD MUMMY SO HE WOULD'NT HAVE TO DO THE WASHING UP OR WIPE HIS OWN ARSE.  iNSIDE HIS SARCOPHAGUS WAS A 32" FLATSCREEN, A dVD, AN x-BOX AND A SMALL FRIDGE.  hE ONLY CAME OUT WHEN HE NEEDED MORE TINNIES OR SMOKES.