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| tHE ARTIST fORMERLY kNOWN AS.... | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| sOMETIME IN 2002, i WENT TO SEE PRINCE WITH SOME FRIENDS. iT WAS DEFINITELY A MOVING EXPERIENCE, SO MOVING THAT pISS TRICKLED DOWN MY SEAT AND i HAD TO WAIT TILL EVERYONE HAD GONE BEFORE i, mYSELF COULD LEAVE THE ACTUAL BUILDING. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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sOMETIME LATER, i STUMBLED INTO pRINCE IN THE hORSE AND pARROT pUB IN MANCHESTER. hE EXPLAINED TO ME AT GREAT LENGTHS THAT: | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| tHIS IS A GUITAR ----------------------> |
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| tHIS IS A SAXOPHONE <----------------- |
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| tHIS IS A SAXOPHONE PLAYER --------------------------------> |
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| aND SO ON, AND SO ON. hE REALLY IS A GREAT MAN, AND PLAYS A MEAN GUITAR. aPPARENTLY HE CAN SUCK HIS OWN COCK. i WOULD FIND IT HARD TO BELIEVE BUT SEEING AS THOUGH IT'S PRINCE WERE TALKING ABOUT HERE i BET YOU HE CAN. a FUCKING LEGEND, NO DOUBT ABOUT IT. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||