tHESE BELONG TO MY GIRLFRIEND.  JUST BECAUSE i LOOK LIKE THE GUITARIST OUT OF RIGHT SAID FRED AND COINCIDENTLY PLAY THE GUITAR IT DOES NOT MEAN THAT i AM GAY.  i'M NOT.  <----- tHESE fEEL LIKE LARGE BAGS OF FLOUR, EMPTIED INTO A SMALL LATEX BAGS.

tHIS IS kEVIN fRASER.  kEV WANTS TO BE BLACK CAUSE HE RECKONS HE IS SO FUNKY.  hE ALSO THINKS THAT HE IS BETTER THAN ME ON A BIKE, MOTORBIKE AND IN LIFE.  hE'S NOT.  i WILL SHOW HIM ONE DAY.  sADLY, WHEN HE WAS EIGHTEEN, kEVIN CONTRACTED TV aiDS FROM WATCHING EASTENDERS.  VERY SAD.

nO, THIS IS NOT THE BLACK MAN WHO STOLE MY WASHING THAT i TRIED TO GAROT.  iT IS IN FACT ME IN A MASK.  sOMETIMES, i REALLY LOSE IT.  i KICK BACK AND JUST GO MAD, ABSOLUTELY CRACKERS.  i REALLY AM MAD.  i THINK THAT i SHOULD BE ON A TV SHOW OR SOMETHING.  I'M PROPER MAD.

hERE i AM PLAYING THE FOOL AGAIN.  sOMETIMES i AM JUST CRAZY.  aBSOLUTELY MAD.  mY GIRLFRIEND IS NOT GINGER AS THE PICTURE SUGGESTS.  i WOULD NEVER GO OUT WITH A GINGER GIRL SOLELY ON THE PREMISE THAT THEY ALL STINK OF PISS.

hERE i AM AGAIN, PLAYING THE FOOL.  tHIS IS ON A RECENT TRIP TO wIGAN TO SEE A CLOSE FRIEND, ADRIAN.  uPON PULLING DOWN MY PANTS i REALISED THAT aDRIAN LIVED OVER THE ROAD FROM A CEMETARY.  i HASTILY RETREATED AND EXPOSED MYSELF ANOTHER PLACE INSTEAD

pANTS BOY AND MY WIFE, i KNOW THAT THAT GAY BUGGER WANTS HER.  i HAVE ALL THE BEST STUFF, AND i'M BETTER THAN HIM AT ALMOST EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD.  i LOVE HER, SHE IS GREAT.  pAUL IS FEELING GREAT, HIS COCK IS BURNING FOR A FUCK