Blain (Ventura) offers everyone some chewing tobacco, nobody accepts: "Bunch of slack jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a god-damned sexual tyrannosaurus, just like me".
Liuetentant Colonel Kilgore (Duvall): "You either surf or you fight".
Sam 'Ace' Rothstein (De Niro): "No matter how big a guy might be, Nicky (Pesci) would take him on. You beat Nicky with fists, he comes back with a bat. You beat him with a knife, he comes back with a gun. And you beat him with a gun, you better kill him, Because he'll keep comin' back and back until one of you is dead".
Doug (Bryan Brown): "I don't care how liberated this world becomes - a man will always be judged by the amount of alcohol he can consume. - and a woman will be impressed, whether she likes it or not".
Topper Harley (Sheen): "Playing to lose is like sleeping with your sister.Sure she's a great piece of tail with a blouse full of goodies, but it's just illegal. Then you get into that whole inbred thing. Kids with no teeth who do nothing but play the banjo....eat apple sauce through a straw....pork farm animals".
Bixby Sntder: "I'd buy that for a dollar".
Robocop (Weller): "Dead or alive, you're coming with me".
Travis Bickle (De Niro): "Loneliness has followed me my whole life, everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There's no escape. I'm God's lonely man.
Callahan (Eastwood) has to explain why he shot a man:
Calahan: "Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy.
The Mayor: "Intent, how did you establish that?"
Calahan: "When a man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.