rIGHT!! sAID fRED...

oNCE EVERY DECADE, A BAND COMES ALONG WHICH SIMPLY MAKES PEOPLE LOOK AT LIFE IN A DIFFERENT WAY.  rIGHT sAID fRED ARE ONE OF THOSE GROUPS.  sO HOW COULD TWO BALDIES AND A GUY WITH NORMAL HAIR TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND JUST GO CRAZY.  wELL HERE'S HOW.... wRITE A BUNCH OF SUPERHITS WITH SLICK RHYTHMS AND KILLER VOCALS THEN SIT BACK, LIGHT THE BLUE TOUCH PAPER AND BECOME WORLD FAMOUS OVER NIGHT.  tHERE IS ONLY ONE REASON i AM BALD, AND rICHARD AND fRED ARE IT.

i'M A MODEL YOU KNOW WHAT i MEAN AND i SHAKE MY LITTLE TUSH ON THE CATWALK, YEAH ON THE CATWALK, i LICK MY SWEATY BALLS ON THE CATWALK.