sTEPHEN p sMITH - a ONE MAN CRIMEWAVE

i HAVE KNOWN stEPHEN FOR A LITTLE OVER TWO YEARS AND IN THAT TIME i HAVE BEEN SHOCKED, DELIGHTED, BUMMED, SHAT AT AND HAS MY BALLS LICKED BY THREE MASKED MEN WHO MADE ME CALL THEM WOMEN'S NAMES.  sTEPHEN IS MUCH LIKE mAX mONROE - a LOOSE CANNON.  aLWAYS UNPREDICTABLE, aLWAYS ON THE PINCH.  sTE WOULD ROB FROM HIS OWN MOTHER HAD SHE NOT TAKEN OUT A RESTRAINING ORDER THAT BANS HIM FROM COMING WITHIN THREE HUNDRED METRES OF HER.  dESPICABLE.

sTE ATTEMPTS TO TAKE THE HAT RIGHT OFF nICO'S HEAD

gIVING ME THE FINGER

i'VE NEVER SEEN sTE AT THE BAR SO fUCK KNOWS WHERE HE GOT THESE

sTE WITH THE NOW INFAMOUS SCOOTER THAT HE STOLE FROM A CHILD IN hALA.

sTE LOOKING WORSE FOR WEAR.

sTE - lAUGHING AFTER ROBBING tHREE OLD LADIES AND FLEECING gIBBY FOR A GUITAR THAT HE STOLE OFF A GUITARIST OUT OF uNION jANE.

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