wIGAN pIER - nICO AND kEV'S NIGHT OF HORROR 1

sOMETIME IN MID-2002, THREE MEN ENTERED THE PIER, ONLY ONE EMERGED SANE AND BEARD INTACT.  fOR IT WAS THE PIER THAT RAVAGED nICO AND kEV, AND TURNED THEM INTO TEMPORARY GAYBOYS.  tHE HORROR SHOULD NEVER BE REPEATED, AND HOPEFULLY NEVER WILL BE.  iT WAS A NIGHT THAT WILL STAY IN OUR CONSCIOUSNESS UNTIL THE DAY WE DIE.  tHE BEER WAS CHEAP, THE MUSIC HARD, BUT THEY DID NOT EXPECT WHAT FOLLOWED ON THAT WARM SUMMERS EVE.

rAMMSTEIN WERE NOT ONE OF MY FAVOURITE BANDS, BUT BY THE TIME i LEFT THE CLUB i COULD TALK FLUENT GERMAN WITH NO ACCENT.

nICO WAS FIRST TO DE-ROBE

kEV FOLLOWED SOON AFTER

aDY TRIED TO JOIN IN ON THE FUN BUT THE POLICE STOPPED HIM BECAUSE HE WAS DEEMED "tOO HAIRY"

nICO LAID ON THE GROUND IN A SPIRITUAL ATTEMPT TO "FEEL THE bEAT".

aDY AND nICO RETURNED HOME TO TRY AND FORGET JUST WHAT HAD HAPPENED.  kEVIN WAS STILL THERE, SWINGING FROM THE RAFTERS AND THROWING BOTTLES OF BEER AT "cUNTS".