wOLF

i ONCE MET WOLF AT A WRESTLING MATCH WHICH i WAS JUDGING.  fUN WAS HAD BY ALL AND WE ALL WENT HOME VERY CONTENTED.  tHAT SAID, wOLF DID LOOK AS THOUGH HE POSSESSED A MINGE.  tHERE WAS A DEFINITE AND DISTINCTIVE MALE CAMEL TOE PRESENT WHEN i SEEN HIM DUE TO THE FACT HE WAS WEARING LYCRA.  sAD.

sHADOW

aRRESTED IN 1997 FOR COCAINE OFFENCES.  rEAL NAME jEFFERSON kING.  i DON'T THINK THAT ANYONE WOULD HAVE TRIED TO BUGGER HIM IN JAIL.  vERY SCARY INDIVIDUAL, i NEVER MET HIM.

nIGHTSHADE

sCARY AS FUCK.  lOOKS AS THOUGH SHE HAS BEEN ALTERED WITH SOME FORM OF MUTAGEN, PERHAPS LIKE THE TURTLES.  eASILY THE MOST FRIGHTENING OPPONENT ANYONE COULD HAVE FACED ON THE SHOW

jET

mY PERSONAL FAVOURITE.  eLEGANCE, cLASS AND A CRACKING SET OF TITS.  i'D GIVE MY RIGHT BOLLOCK JUST TO GET LICK OF jET'S ARSE.  hAILS FROM bILLINGHAM.  fAMOUS FOR FUCK ALL BUT sTE kEEGAN AND A WHOLE OTHER HOST OF "dRAMA" TYPES WENT TO COLLEGE THERE.