Ok, so I'm sure everyone knows that society views thin as beautiful. I'm sure the guys know this, too. Therefore, they have all been losing weight. Unforturnately for me, I don't like skinny guys. So, I have established a strict diet for the members of NSYNC to go on in order to gather the fat I love.
Chris--1/2 a pie of any berry or apple. No whipped cream.

Joey--1 pie of any berry or apple. No whipped cream.

Justin--1 pie of any berry or apple. Whipped cream
Or
1 pie of chocolate or pecan. No whipped cream.

Lance--1 pie of any berry or apple. Extra whipped cream.
Or
1 chocolate or pecan. Small amount of whipped cream.

JC--328 pies of chocolate. Extra whipped cream. 436 pies of pecan. Extra whipped cream.
Or
583 lbs of lard shaped like pies. Extra whipped cream.
If NSYNC should fail to follow this diet, I will be forced to go to my book, The History of Torture, for advice. 1