Updates
(1-4-03) -- I put up another short, "Good Whiskey and Bad Popstars".

(12-26-02) -- I put up some more of "Insecure". I got some pretty good stuff for Christams, mostly DVDs. Willy Wonka, Home for the Holidays, Elvira, Hellraiser, On the Line, and But I'm a Cheerleader.

(12-18-02) -- I put up the rest of "The Psycho Killer Trilogy", and the first three chapters of a new serial, "Tantric Tears". I also started putting up "Scattered" and "Insecure".

(12-13-02) -- I actually updated again. Weird or what? I started putting up "The Psycho Killer Trilogy", and I put up "Unperfect". I also updated some stuff to fix links and shit. There is now a picture of me, too. Maybe we can get some more soon, too.

(01-06-02) -- I put up the first chapter to "I Was The Y", an abandoned first chapter for "Eight Days", and I added a whole ton of interesting material to my author's section. Read it!! Aww... school tommorow. Drama 2, Government, Engligh 4, Business Law, Business Management, and Economics. Doesn't that sound like super fun? I'm rambling again.

(12-30-01) -- I put up another thingie in my Theories section about how much I love the song, "Space Cowboy". Hmm... I wish there was something to do around here. You never realize you don't live in the city until no one can think of something to do besides going to the bowling alley. :(

(12-27-01)-- I put up the second to last chapter of "Surviving the Sideshow", and I made a new section called first chapters. It's full of first chapters for serials that got abandoned. Please take them and continue them, but tell us which one you want to use first. E-mail either me or Honey first.

(11-27-01)-- I put up chapters 4 and 5 for "Surviving the Sideshow". I have to get off right now, so that our Dad can fix something that my brothers fucked up on the computer.

(11-25-01)-- Hey, I fixed "True Love" so y'all can read it, and I put up the Pie Chart, which explains how many pies and of what type each NSYNC guy should eat in order to reach the weight I want them at. Yep, I'm Honey. BTW, Lorelei's ass is wayyyy fatter than mine. I think mine isn't even very big at all. If anything, it's too small, but that has nothing to do with this page. I also put up "The Sound of Love".

(11-24-01)-- I put up a links page for ya. I gonna try to do some more as soon as I can. Maybe if Honey would move her fatass a little bit. . . No, I'm kidding. She doesn't have a fat ass, not as fat as mine anyway. . .

(11-21-01)-- Okay, I guess that I'm eternally lazy, but Honey put a short piece of fluff up the other day, and I put the first chapter to another serial up just a minute ago, so I hope that'll all do. I'm sorry about the whole "Seventeen Surprise" thing. I might just put up the first chapter to that. You see, it was meant to just be this short little slash piece. My first attempt at slash really, but people wanted more and it turned into a 30,000 word bohemoth that I could just not control! Oh yeah, and I put more stuff about myself up...

(10-18-01)-- Okay, I've updated again, and I probably will tomorrow, because I'm putting all of my poetry up. I have a section for it now, and I've put up five peoms.

(10-17-01)-- Okay, I guess that I didn't really get working. I'm sorry. I hope y'all will forgive me. Anyway, I put up a short story, because it's Chris's 30th birthday and he deserved it. It's called "Under the Florida Sun", and it's based on the poem, "Richard Cory", which is a very good poem. One of my favorites, actually. I hope y'all like it!

(9-30-01)- This is Lorelei, and I just found out that people actually come and look at this page, because we're on the lotmuse links page, now! Anyway, I put up the third chapter for Surviving the Sideshow, and later today I will be putting up the first chapter of Seventeen Surprise.