7-25-03

hola kimosabes!!
i know i know. it's been tooooo long.
*hangs head in shame*
in all honesty, summers and weekends are not my own.
life's a bitch, people.

so what is new 'round here? weeeeeeellllll....
what about the fact that OUR GUYS ARE HITTIN' THE ROAD!! oh yeah, baby. come august 18th MY ASS in in Pontiac, MI.

HEAR ME
WATTLEIGH??!? I AM COMING TO SEEEE YOOOOU!! IT'S PARTY TIME BABY!
gonna see watts,. gonna see the guys. what more could a girl ask for? well. except maybe a big freakin keg, or five gallon drum of jack and diet coke. (hey. a girl's gotta watch her figure. and i DON'T mean watch it expand. i  shall forego FOOD. i have my priorities straight, dammit.)

oh yeah, and did anyone catch Leno the other night? (yeah yeah, pipe down. i know it was a stupid question) 

i have only one question for you
ZACSTUD:
where in the hell are you gettin' the high grade 'roids????
holy sheet. keep the 100 push up a day plan baby. the pecs are lookin mighty ummm...*scratches head* somehow i do NOT think "perky" is the word i am looking for. oy ve. jez. get hold of yourself. *takes a big hit off the asthma inhaler*

TAYLOR? are ya listening to me? c'mere so you don't miss it:
LEAVE the 'DO alone now, please? you looked nothing short of perfect. *mwah* oh hey and if the little "chip off the old block" looks anything like the "block"? be prepared to drop kick swooning females off your front porch for exercise in your old age.

ISAAC! mah man!! you grew up and got all manly lookin on me. what the hell?? and where DO you get your ties, homeboy?
you just grew up to be 'the shit' baby.
DANG.

oh and if by some freak chance you three actually HAVE seen and are reading this page? could you try like hell to get a second leg of your 'acoustic badness' going down south somewhere? i miss my friend JR like crazy. be a good excuse to take a trip to  see her. and
JROBINSON? I know you are reading this (you lurker) and i love you!

okay i think i will wrap this up. check out the
UPDATES page for some new links.

and i promise to write my ass off as much as i can from now on.
*pinky swears to this statement*

all of you mean the world to me, and thanks for sticking it out.
if you want a taste of what goes on in my head i have started an on-line journal:
JJHANSON'S EJ
(no. i did NOT run off and marry some distant hanson relative. some assmonkey over at EJ stole my friggin NAME. d'you believe that crap?)
back to the old online notebook, check back as i will be updating stories shortly!

in the immmortal words of mel brooks,
"may the schwartz be with you!*

*MWAH*

~Jez~
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