SOLE SEARCHING... (MUAHAHHAAHA :)

by fallsdown and beig

Background Story:   Timestalker..abandoned his shoes in L.A. about 10 months ago on his trip to China... finally the shoes (or Lost Soles) decided to go Sole Searching... here's the first beginning issue of... "sole-searching" as they make their way back home! 

Scroll Down for the latest on the Saga of the Lost Soles!!!

March 14, 2000

Hey Timestalker!!!!!

We've escaped from Fallsdown's house
and we're going to see the sites en
route to coming home to you. Hey... can
you do us a favor??? Wash your socks
before we get there???

Here's some pictures from Mardi Gras ...
You'll never guess what I did to get the
beads! (whoo hooo!!!!)

We will you write you often with news and
pictures from The Road! Wish you were Here!

Solefully Yours,
Lefty and Righty

March 15, 2000

"Oh Baybee ... whoooohooo!"

Dear Timestalker,

After a rainy afternoon indoors drinking
beer and perusing the latest Victoria
Secrets catalog, I decided it was
time for a nite out on the town.

I was wishing you were here the
whole time (Yeah Right! hahha)

Solefully Yours,
Lefty and Righty

P.S. Can you foot me some funds???

"How much for a Lapdance, baybeeeee???"

March 19, 2000

Dear Timestalker,

There I was having the time of my life
watching the lovely young stripper on
Bourbon street (see photo above)
thinking "Ahhhh It can't get any better
than this!" When I really got Lucky!!!

Afterwards Lacey agreed to come back up
to my hotel room. I asked her to tie me
up and have her wicked way with me. Wow
Wee!! She really did have "wicked ways"!

Here is a photo of the morning after when
the maid found me "fit to be tied" or is
that "all tied up"

As you can see dear Stalker, Lacey really
cleans up when she is "cookin'. Please
send funds ASAP!

Sore But Still Solefully Yours,
Lefty and Righty

March 23, 2000

Dearest Timestalker,

I won't say how I got the money... (Bourbon street.. YOU figure it out!)  But I was able to pay the hotel bill and venture out again. 

My... these Cajuns sure are friendly!   I'm having a good time in La' Louisiane wish you were here... my soles long for you!

I miss you but I'm determined to enjoy my journey home to you.  I met two nice fellas called Boudreaux and Thibadeaux (man they tell awful jokes!) and they invited me over to eat crawfish.   A sole could get really used to this spicy Cajun cuisine, mon ami!  It's ok though.. I will eat enough for us both!

Bon Appetit!

Lefty and Righty