LAUGH-O-METER SAYS: 5-10
This is probably the first movie we've seen that had a decent plot and a decent lead actor. It was still dripping with cheese, and pretty funny. The plot is that this photographer/writer visiting ireland from the US is taking some pics of the church. Well Rawhead, who looks like busta rhymes on crack, is ressurrected from a big stone penis and is off on a killing spree. he kills the lead guys son, which if you ask me is seriously wrong(really), so the lead dude(howard) now wants to kill Rex. turns out that one of the priests knew about Rex's ressurrection and is now worshipping him, some priest. go figure, the cops or anyone else whos been there forever can't figure it out, but the american guy whos been there 48 hours knows that in order to kill this dude, he has to get some special weapon, which turns out to be a stone of a potato(at least thats what it looked like). so when howard meets Rex he holds up the potato, but unfortunatley gets his ass kicked. we only come to find out taht it had to be a woman that holds the stone in order for it to work. so for like half the movie blue streaks fly across the screen killing Rex, keep your sunglasses handy cause the light show is about as bright as Mr. Clean's head. anyway, so rex is in a grave and at the end he pops back up somehow, setting up a killer Rawhead Rex 2. still waiting for that one.
QUOTES OF THE MOVIE:
1)Priest says in the Church-"Get the fuck outta here"
2)Cop-"Can I get you a cup of tea?"
Lead Guy-"Go fuck yourself"