Institute of PKER Reform
My Humble Story
Hello brothers and sisters! My name is Wazu and I am a humble,
kind, and peace-loving gnome on the Everquest PvP server known as Tallon
Zek. When I first came to Tallon Zek, I was very naive and believed that
others around me were all basically good and wholesome people like I am.
However, after looking around for awhile, I began to notice that
there are a lot of people who live only to ruin other people's fun. They
seemed to think it was just 'ok' to walk around killing other players
without even having a good and solid role-playing reason to do it.
That's when my crusade began. I made a declaration to the entire
server. I declared that from now on, pking on Tallon Zek would be 100%
ILLEGAL. Anyone found guilty of being a pker would be immediately
sentenced and punished, and our citizens would never live in fear again!
Then, one day I walked into Gfay. I bound myself, and began to
look around to see what goodness I could contribute to the world of Tallon
Zek. If you click on the links below you can read in more detail about my
adventures as they were re-counted on Tallon
Zek Times (a reliable Tallon Zek news source).
It was self-defense. Added on 11/1/00
I begin to get support. Added on 11/1/00
Tunare watch over me. Added on 11/1/00
The trial of Madik. Added on 11/1/00
I'm the victim. Added on 11/1/00
The TRUE PKers reveal themselves. Added on 11/3/00
I am Tunare's Chosen. Added on 11/7/00
Mayor for a day. Added on 11/9/00
A party is held in my honor to thank me for my goodness. Added on 11/22/00
PKers goto HELL. Added on 01/22/01
Gnomish Paradise (song) Added on 01/22/01
New continent, same old PKer's. Added on 02/22/01
Honesty is the best policy. Added on 03/16/01
"PKers on ice..." Added on 04/12/01
"Trouble brewing" Added on 05/11/01
"All Good Things..." Added on 07/27/01
The Crusade Continues
Many people are still very opposed to what I am trying to do. I
just keep on killing them with kindness. My motto is simple:
"Commit random acts of kindness, and senseless acts of beauty and
horrific violence."
(It rhymes in
gnomish.)