The Place Where Pure Evil Lurks......
A Beauty Salon
First Theory on this place...They Do Not Know What They Are Doing!!!!
Do you ever wonder what gets women to go out and spend hundreds of dollars on beauty items and services? Why they do the things they do? One possible reason that they do all this stuff is probably caused by where they go, a beauty salon.
Ok, let give you all small brief history on these places. As you may or may not know, back in the early 20th century, women did not have equal rights as men. All they were allowed to do in life was to stay at home and be a housewife. Everywhere you could go in that time period was strictly for men, the only place that women could go and be with other women with no men around was to the local beauty salon. Now, after the years, women have received equal rights, and women are allowed to go anywhere as men and vise versa. So, now, the question still remains, does a beauty salon help enforce and make it impossible to solve the Why Does It Take Women So Long To Get Ready question?
Maybe salons were not created by evil people; maybe that when ladies go into a salon they just get out of control, they are told that they can look great, but it will cost...but women don't care- they pay pay pay! They blow men's hard earn money on these weird services. These services can cost anywhere between like 5 dollars to 100 dollars? And after they get all nice looking, they have to spend more and more and more on items to keep that look. True, this does help the economy, but, the money could go to better use, like buying Go-Karts for all the males.
Here is an example how women blow money away, this is a list that a man and women does to get ready for a dance. As you see, a man can not spend over a hundred dollars but girls can spend tons!!
Women: Men:
Dress...........................$ 85 - 175 Suit, Tie, Shoes................$0 (We already own it)
Shoes..........................$ 25 - 65 Dance Ticket ..................$50
Dance Hair..................$ 35 - 55 Flowers...........................$ 20 - 40
Manicure.....................$ 10 - 20 Condoms.........................$ 6 - 10
Purse for Dress............$25 - 40 ___________________________
Dance Makeup............$10 - 35 Total: $ 76 - 100
Camera and Film..........$ 5 - 25
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Total : $ 195 - 415
This theory has not been tested.........
Another Theory on this place........Brainwashed!!!!!!!
Another theory that can also be said is that they spend all our money because they are brainwashed. They are programmed to do so, then one day women could take over the world!!!!! How are they programmed, though transmitters, they call them "hairdryers". This is probably the main reason that they come to salon. As you can see from the picture above, they sit under these things and get their instruction on how to take over the male race! They say that they do that for the sake of beauty, yea right! I got a question, would u sit in one place for long periods of time and letting something blow extremely hot air on you? I do think so! So we males must united and take these thing and burn them down, take the metal from the evil machines, and build go karts!! This is the only way to stop them!! Go now, burn them!! These things really amaze me, I just do not understand how women can use these.
This theory is also not have been tested.......