| How to be a Cool Dude in a Car After doing extensive research in Daytona Beach's top secret Research Plant (if we told you we'd have to kill you), Paris and Vilandra have discovered the secret of how to be a cool dude in a car. Whether you drive a bullet-holed hummer or a SUV, you too can be cool if you follow these simple steps. (Note: If you are in any type of Drivers Ed class do not use that driving time to practice this, you will fail miserably. And don't try it on the drivers test either, it could get nasty.) 1. Only have one hand on the wheel. 2. Lean back in the seat so your arm on the stearing wheel is fully extended. 3. Wear your hat backwards or at a sideways angle (if you have a visor type hat wear it upside down). 4. Listen to loud rock or rap music; any type where you can't understand the words is good. Sing along anyway and bob your head to the beat. (No pop, fellas. And if you listen to classical we can't help you here.) 5. Look around, paying no attention to the road. 6. Wear a cool pair of shades, even if it's cloudy. 7. Try not to get arrested, that won't look good. Remember, guys, you don't have to have a cool car to look cool, but you do need to know how to drive. Because no matter how well you execute the above steps, you're not cool if your car is smashed into a tree. |
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