| Father Bassoon |
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| a.k.a. John Althen |
| Bass Guitar, Vocals |
| I am not the man of La Mancha! I am not a man who can save ya! I am not your friend or your foe, I am not your brother or your bro!!! |
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| "You're the best Praer Partner I Like the way you smile love Scotty" - Message from one of Bassoon's adoring fans. |